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Aurel 12-10-2021 03:15 AM

The solution envisioned by the ruling class, short of sending you to a camp if you are unvaccinated, is to stick you in a 200 sqft apartment with virtual reality goggles on to wander in the meta verse all day long for work, then for leisure. You will get soy burger deliveries by drone once a day, and better have your vaccine status and social credit score up-to-date if you ever want to step outside for a drive in your rented EV. Yes you will own nothing, and be so happy with all the virtual things you can do, like virtually redecorating your apartment with the virtual money you earned. Anyways, it won’t last more than a few years until your vascular system totally shuts down from all the spike protein boosters pumped into it. It will be known automatically when your heart stops beating, thanks to the sensors that were implanted in you and connected to the brain chip that directly talk to the global AI. Then, a robot will quietly come pick up your body and take it to the solyent green factory.

How’s that for doom and gloom? :cool:

hbueno 12-10-2021 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Aurel (Post 11542637)
The solution envisioned by the ruling class, short of sending you to a camp if you are unvaccinated, is to stick you in a 200 sqft apartment with virtual reality goggles on to wander in the meta verse all day long for work, then for leisure. You will get soy burger deliveries by drone once a day, and better have your vaccine status and social credit score up-to-date if you ever want to step outside for a drive in your rented EV. Yes you will own nothing, and be so happy with all the virtual things you can do, like virtually redecorating your apartment with the virtual money you earned. Anyways, it won’t last more than a few years until your vascular system totally shuts down from all the spike protein boosters pumped into it. It will be known automatically when your heart stops beating, thanks to the sensors that were implanted in you and connected to the brain chip that directly talk to the global AI. Then, a robot will quietly come pick up your body and take it to the solyent green factory.

How’s that for doom and gloom? :cool:

A perfect example of the PARF fever dream.

LEAKYSEALS951 12-10-2021 04:34 AM

^ (@ Aurel) you forgot the Swedish Death Pod! :)

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1639143278.jpg

oldE 12-10-2021 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by LEAKYSEALS951 (Post 11542669)
^ (@ Aurel) you forgot the Swedish Death Pod! :)

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1639143278.jpg

That's SWISS Death pod. :rolleyes:

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Les

LEAKYSEALS951 12-10-2021 04:48 AM

whoops!!!! :D (I was thinking that was kind of harsh for the Swedes~)

Aurel 12-10-2021 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by LEAKYSEALS951 (Post 11542669)
^ (@ Aurel) you forgot the Swedish Death Pod! :)

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1639143278.jpg

Those can also be used as low income housing, that will eliminate you automatically if you can’t pay the rent :D.

JackDidley 12-10-2021 06:28 AM

. I like Tabs. Reminds me of my childhood. That story about chicken little.

HobieMarty 12-10-2021 06:34 AM

https://youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk



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