You know you’re cold when……
 

oh never mind :D

Hiding like a frightend turtle?

Your mighty oak is an acorn.

You don't feel anything when Lenny's asking George to tell him about the rabbits and you and the whole audience knows what's coming next...

When your footsteps squeak in the snow.

"Snap, crackle, pop into your morning" is not something to look forward to.

I was in the pool?

You actually bypass cute snow bunnies while stripping clothes to jump into a jacuzzi

I'm not that old. I'd offer to hold their towels "Look no hands."

What...?!?

No nipple pics?

When the thermometer reads -459 degrees Fahrenheit, you're pretty much done.

When i put on sox.

When you have to peel your eggs for breakfast.

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Someone had to do it

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When I gotta put on my winter coat.

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The first time I saw that (hadn't read the story yet) it freaked me out.

Good point.

Infantry Paratroopers have a saying: “Travel light-freeze at night”. Hooah!

+1... good points :)...

When yer tennants call with no heat (totally their fault) and it's below 30 degeees.... they might be cold.

I warned 'em :D....

You know you're cold when the oranges you placed in your sleeping bag at night turn into ice balls by morning. true story

Must be the wind chill.

Turtles are getting an unfair picture of them.

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Cold and yet Hot at the same time!!! Lol.

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When they throw dirt on your face.

You know it is cold when you spit and it bounces.

I was at my Aunt Mary's house in Nebraska one time, early morning prior to heading out to go pheasant hunting. I look at her thermometer that is hanging on the side of the house and it looks like it does not have any mercury in it. I tell her it is broken, which she takes to mean it blew off the side of the house. "No, it is right there" Yes, but there is no mercury in it. She looks again, "Sure there is, it is just at the bottom." The bottom, well below -20* Uncle Adam gets up, goes out and starts his truck, then comes back in to eat breakfast. He is not paying any attention to his truck. I ask him if he is worried about somebody stealing his truck. "If there is someone out there walkng around, they can have my truck, they need it worse than I do."

Your friends double dog dare you to put your tongue on the flag pole.

We're cooling down our accelerator to -455F (2K) today. SmileWavy