Flip-flops. thongs, sandals, titties, I always end up with shin splints.

Bought some pretty fancy flipflops for a trip to the beach with kiddo while mom went to work (bye mom!). I'm a chacos guy and those flipping floppers jacked my feet/ankles up for a week. Dead to me they are. I can kneel down and pull one thing snug and then I'm good for a 5k or 18 holes in proper sandals (chacos). Flipflops on and I can barely make it to the beach or the pool.

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street
'Cause we like livin' right, and bein' free

We don't make a party out of lovin'
But we like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
And football's still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA

Wow, I forgot about the Nike sandals (velcro straps) I had many years ago. I used to play golf in them every day, until the straps were ripped from the sole. Coincidentally, I haven't played much since then.

Flip flops have made me a fair chunk of dough, over the years.