Less than perfect men.......
 

I know this thread will not be very popular...but I'll kick it off anyway.:)

Me....way less than perfect!
Now...5 years later, back to almost perfect.

Show your damaged pics.



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That looks like it sucked. I feel like you've got the wrong name, but maybe "flatbutt" was already taken. :D

That's the impression of a Subaru Outback on me.
The lady had to have the hood replaced....lol

Sorry, but even my failures were perfect so, no joy.

Hey, I'm 78 years old...not enough bandwidth to describe it all...

^^^ Go ahead...limit the pics to PG :D

Ok...where are the women that appreciate my naked pics???

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Ahh...the blood is rushing from my head!

Julia Sweeney is a genius with the Pat character!

Its Patttttt !

Sorry Bob

...maybe Robert

I mean Roberta. Yup Roberta.

Roberta has boobs and cooter cleavage.

You never knew?

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^^^The burger looks good. :)

Melanoma removed a couple of years ago…

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^^^ Ouch!...did they get it all out?
Has it healed up good?

All good!

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Just kidding, porsche tech!

We need more 'less than perfect men' to keep up with the LTPW.

competition....

8 bolts in my knee- mountain bike accident.
I can't look at the pictures.
gary

^^^ I thought the same after my femur was broke.
Now...after healing good, my left leg is as good as the right.
I have no after-effects at all.

As I woke up from surgery #2 on my knee to loosen up the brace on my MCL and remove a piece of scar tissue that grew in my knee joint and prevented my from straightening it… I have a lightly used Achilles’ tendon in there as my ACL.

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When I was waiting for the surgery on my broken femur....my room-mate had a broken ankle with the bone protruding out of the skin.
He was in terrible pain...I'll never forget how bad he was hurting.

• Ulna and Radius broken in the same accident, each has a Ti plate and screws
• Elbow held together with surgical wire
• 1 new hip. (Trying hard to fend off number 2 with stretching and strengthening.)
• Matching left and right hernias
• Bones broken: Tibia, Metacarpal, Patella



Currently 'resting up' from a little getoff a week ago, nursing my wrist and shoulder. Nothing broken, but still sore.

Damn, we need to get you guys hooked up...

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Maybe we could hook you up with the "airbag helmet"

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^^^ Herr
Geez..you know your way around the hospital I bet.
When I had my femur fixed (at age 64) it was the first time I had been in a hospital since I was 7 for tonsils. A nice place to avoid!

I'm switching back to the less than perfect women.

Women like guys with scars...or so I've heard.:D