DIY Searches on the Interwebs
 

Before you beat your wife to death, chop her up with a hacksaw, put her parts in plastic bags and haul her off to the dump do not do internet searches on how to beat your wife to death, chop her up with a hacksaw, etc…

Brian Walshe beat wife Ana Walshe to death, searched ‘can you be charged with murder without' body: Prosecutor

https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-walshe-faces-charges-he-murdered-ana-walshe-missing-wife

Wow! Another genius. Clearly no benefit to society to keep him around.

It's interesting that this mostly (unless I skimmed past it) didn't really seem to get mentioned.
Although after that statement, there seemed to be statements about theft/fraud which is, I assume why he was under home confinement.

Didn’t read the article so it may also be there but I thought the most incriminating search was along the lines of how to dispose of a 115 pound body.


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He used his son's tablet to do those searches.................... allegedly............as if no one would know it was 'dad' all along

Apparently, he did searches pretty much covering each step of the whole process including asking the best technique and tools to use for dismembering a corps (oops, corpse).

I'm fairly certain that there are so many searches in my history that nobody is going to want to look through them all.
And if I did search for something like that, rather than a nice list of everything to do, there would be a page of results of some idiots, each with a 20 minute video, the first ten going over why it is so great to "like and subscribe" and "don't forget to ring that bell, so you're notified of my new videos", that I'd just give up and live with her as she is. It isn't worth that much trouble.

Now, on the other hand, if I wanted to set up my wife, I'd just use her phone after she's gone to bed, do the same searches, leave a little bit of my blood in the basement, and take off in a car I've bought for cash off FBM.

His wife could move to Hollywood and pass as an Eliza Dushku impersonator.

Anybody with half a brain pan knows that all one needs to do is ask PPOT. Amazing the amount of knowledge here without having to do incriminating googly searches.

What an idiot ....

I'll just start a thread here asking the PPOT braintrust....

LOL .... I just type slower than you ;)

Bury a body under a cedar tree, the enzymes help it decompose quicker.

Wrap a body in chicken wire with concrete weights. you have to stab the main body cavity a couple times to allow gases to escape. Sink in in several hundred feet of saltwater and the crabs will take care of the rest.


PPOT brain trust is awesome.

I think the best defense is that there is no body, and the lovely wife is setting up a stooge of a husband.

And just like that,,,, I didn’t even have to ask the question myself, hahahaha:D

It’s all about the prep. First, have the victim stand on a tarp.

lay on the tarp...:)

Guys, if I ever just vanish, please have the police dig up any new flower beds, or concrete pattios at our house!

My wife just loves to watch Investigation Discovery, and endless hours of real life (death?) murder investigations. She has seen every possible tip and method of murdering and disposing of the body and sneaky non detectable poisoning.

I feel pretty safe, but who really knows another person's thoughts. ;)

I think I am safe because she needs me to shovel out and dig the new flower beds. So far we have added 7 areas of flower beds and one Koi pond that used to be grass I had to mow.

I'm assuming those "Investigation Discovery" shows are all about the folks that have been caught. What she really needs is to talk to the folks that didn't get caught.

Right, she needs you to dig the holes, but you've already dug 7, so it wouldn't be weird to you if she asked you to dig a new one. That's probably why you have 7 now, she's getting you trained and inured to the request for digging a new spot. Now she doesn't even have to make you do it at gunpoint at 2am. Even the neighbors won't question you digging your grave on Sun or the new flowerbed that's there Mon when they get home from work.

They neighbors would eventually spot a speck of dust on the 911 or El Camino .... they'd know something was very wrong :D

Or she'd sell them. <gasp> :eek:

I'm guessing the driveway is worn smooth in the spots where he parks them every day like the chariot tracks worn into an old roman road. My guess is that they are parked in the same spot within a fraction of an inch each time.

They are only parked in the driveway to wash them. They are always parked in the garage if not being driven. The 911 can turn right into the first spot, my Wife's Macan is in the easiest to park in middle spot.

Parking the El Camino requires me to pull into the parking area, then reverse into the single garage door slot. To pull in forward is a pain as the Elky has the turning radius of a boat. It makes it really easy to leave, just pull forward, and go.

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The flowerbed in the center is the newest. Two full pickup truck loads of soil, and lots of labor to build the dry stacked walls.

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