I'm an Ideal Man:Anyone Else?
 

Not bragging....just the facts.:D

My internet reviews prove it. :D

Well... I'm a Meal man!!!! Steak for dinner. :D

Nothing better than a steak dinner with a good side. I have to admit I'm on the downhill side of my ideal man curve.

The true gauge is....how many 'likes' you have online. :)

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You must be single...no married man is ideal. Just ask his wife...

"I'm a deal man." — Byron. Want to trade?

Ideal for what? :D

Conversation in a bar two nights ago in Rarotonga...

Her "Are you an actor?"

Me "No, I don't do anything."

Her "You look so much like this actor from England, you sound English, who is in a couple of movies, I can't remember his name or the name of the movies but you look just like him."

Me "Oh..."

Her "Yes, you're like an older version of him in this movie where he had taken too many drugs and..."

Me "Umm, maybe I need to take better care of myself."

Conversation ended.

First time in ten, maybe twenty years some female had tried to pick me up, but it stopped there. So I'm not an ideal man.

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I told her to not mention my name. :)

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I am an Idealist man, which is a recipe for constant disappointment

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I hate to admit the same. :D

Being ideal carries a price....and I don't have enough to support it. :D

In debt...I come.:)

I've got the Body of a God..













Buddha..

^^^ worshiped by entire continents. :D

I'm not as fast as this guy when Ideal.

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