Awesome car for sale ad

[WPOZZZ]

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/cto/d/kailua-stripper-girlfriend-has-gotta-go/7621010471.html

Stripper girlfriend has gotta go! Supercharged Jaguar XKR Portfolio - $25,000 (Kailua)

2009 jaguar xkr convertible



condition: good
cylinders: 8 cylinders
fuel: gas
odometer: 109330
paint color: grey
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: convertible

She is a no good, low down dirty two timing heartbreaker who will leave you broke and longing for more! Turns heads everywhere we go in Hawaii and I can't help looking back everytime I leave her! Sometimes she'll say Daddy I need my nails done and you'll open the hood and drop $500 to make her happy and other times she want a Louis Vuitton Bag. Either way you can't help but love her and happy to have her back! Dang I love her! 2009 Jaguar XKR Portfolio is a limited Special Edition. Let her Supercharged 4.2 liter V8 engine mated to a six-speed Jaguar Sequential Shift Transmission with paddle shifters loose and let her rip! Likes to drink the expensive stuff. Her sensuous body is of course Jag's advanced aluminum construction. Your butt will be gripping England's finest soft-grain charcoal with cranberry twin needle stitching leather 16-way seats. Inside its leather, ultra suede with Rich Oak veneer throughout. New top, fresh tires, special bluetooth conversion tied to the Bowers & Wilkins surround sound system, with 525W Premium audio, with low distortion Kevlar mid-range speakers and aluminum dome speakers designed and tuned specifically for XKR. It has xenon headlights that turn as you turn. Other custom thingys are the Speed Humps (removable thing covers the back seats) LED tail lights from the newer XK, remote top drop, custom wheels, back up camera, and canoe rack of course. Designed by Ian Callum who also penned the Aston Martin DB7 and the majority of the design of the DB9 and V8 Vantage. Replaced the engine a while back because she said she needed another one. You don't want her. She's fast, strong and hard headed. Momma says it's ridiculous for me to have 2 Boxsters, new Corvette convertible, Tesla S, Ridgeline and a new Rivian on the way so my Stripper girlfriend has gotta go! $25K firm as I don't wanna let her go and trust me, you don't want her either!

[Eric Hahl]

LOL, just sent that to a friend of mine who wants one of these. Keep telling him stay away!