I had my hip done 10 years ago. Like a lot of men, I put it off as long as I could stand it. My doc said he will never tell me I have to have it, I will tell him, it is time.

For knee or hip surgery, they basically, cut your leg off!

I figure, since I am a total skeptic about extraterrestrials, if I am ever captured by the space beings they will not be like Star Trek, they will be harvesting refined titanium from humans, and I will just be processed as a raw material. I don't worry much about it, but I know how my luck runs.

And as everyone says, do the PT!