The owner took out a huge homeowner's insurance policy on Santa days prior to the shooting.

Remember- This is bigger than all of us.

My advice- quit asking questions while we are ahead. Never mind there also appeared to be no exit wound in the video, something I'd expect to see if there was a firearm powerful enough to shoot through not just one, but - two layers of chinese quality santa nylon.

As I've investigated plenty of Santa inflatable killings from back when I was on the force. I know what I'm talking about!!!!! :D

This really does have the makings of a good youtube video. Recreate the scene in a controlled environment, buy several santa's and dispatch them with several calibers of real guns. .22, 9mm, 308, shotgun, blackpowder. Cordite in santa's butt.

Or, the home owner gave him a couple TB bean burritos.

Hot car exhaust hitting a cold (sub freezing) low quality poly fabric.

Fear mongers.

Anything with a gun hits news.

Turns out a ninja star was found at the bottom of inflatable Santa. Fingerprints match those of 8 year old Timmy Sheetdisturber two doors down the street, and he was detained a couple of hours ago. Santa is recuperating from some quick nylon patchwork surgery and is reinflating well. The reindeer on the roof are responding well to counseling.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1701558362.jpg

Fill 'em up with propane and use a cigarette as a 3 minute fuse.

Timmy???? Ah hell no.

It was feral boy.


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^^^ Lol...I've got to watch that movie again.

Don't get me wrong, it could have been Timmy. He used to cut the grass. He was a very nice boy.

Buried him out in Coalinga.
Still got the shovel!



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See, it was AI!

TOLD YOU SO ;)

I had a bunch of shuriken when I was a teen, but never one like that. Based on what I remember reading about them when I was a teen, they were actually thin, not thick. But then I've never been or met an actual ninja from feudal Japan, so I have no idea.

Or maybe the paper boy. "I want my two dollars!"

https://media.tenor.com/N-2wpqg2L_4A...s-2dollars.gif

HTH does one throw a ninja star when all sides are razor sharp?
Or...how do you carry one in your pocket?

Pocket protector.

I'll stick with my atlatl


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I watched a movie that featured an atlatl last night. A very unusual weapon used by a serial killer.

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^^^ Same here....lol
I left a review on the movie thread yesterday.