Something happened to my flatbutt account so...
 

I'm posting now as Flatbutt1.

edit: well this is odd. Everything on my desktop has been somehow logged out en masse and passwords aren't working. No virus detected but WTH? Changing passwords on critical sites has gone well except for PP which as stated needed me to recover an older ID. Wierd

You'll always be #1 in my books

The new flatbutt is being enhanced with AI. Please be patient.

You and Tabs. It's a conspiracy I tell ya!

As long as you butt is as flat as usual you should be fine.

Some nefarious hacker at work here? Non official censorship?

Flat, I sent an email to PP Staff for you and Tabs.

They will work it.

Thanks boss.

Doppelganger.

Flatbutts and Dragon Azz jeans.

Coincidence?

Impossible.

I agree, I just gave him the big "Number One" sign, flanked on each side by two fingers....


:D

Glad you could reconnect

D.

It's ok Flatbutt- I can tell it's you.

The skull and cigar/cigarette is the giveaway!! :)

Flatbutt...

It is "Cancel Culture." You are erased my friend. I got thrown out and forgotten many times.
It's OK. We love you. Get used to it.

I think this all stems from the trike purchase.

ouch! :D

and just like that Flatbutt is back....strange things are afoot :confused:

Strange, the trike did not disappear, or turn red, nothing like that I hope.

Are you real or a doppelbutt?

Are you sure this isn't just a Flatbutt "hologram"?

Kind of like when "Elvis" performed at Coachella?

Flattbots .... mebbe the admins are just cleaning house ;)

What is real? I could be a deep fake.

You'll never know for sure.

And keeping a dust bunny like me? :D

Or maybe it's all a dream.

Strange your Join Date is the same for both

So many flatbutts. So little time.