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If I had my way...
Tiered drivers licences. Level 1 to 5; Wanna drive where the big dogs drive? Prove you belong.
. Big tax on studded snow tires. Use the proceeds to fix the damage to the roads. No extra tax on modern winter tires using polymer and siping technology to grip in snow and ice. 2 stroke leafblowers and garden tools banned in neighborhoods. |
I'd tear this whole building down...
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Hawaiian shirts every Friday. No exceptions.
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I'm with ya on that one! http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1703187939.jpg |
A government that follows the constitution's separation of powers.
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Hawaiian shirts for sure.
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Doesn't Canada have a tiered system? Or is that just: can't drive at night vs. can?
Sorry, too lazy to Google. I agree with the tiered system, though hard to enforce. Someone could be on the freeway but is not licensed for freeway driving, what are we going to do? Have sensors all over? There goes privacy. |
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If i had my way...
I'd turn lies and hate to love and truth. Health would replace disease. Compassion and kindness would be common. And every day would be Friday. |
Remove all rules and taxes and let the chips fall where they may...
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This is how the purge manifests.
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And HUGE WARNING LABELS on musicals. Those damn things are dangerous.
And beets. They need warning labels as well. |
Delilah was a woman, she was fine and fair
(My last two German shepherd’s were named Samson and Delilah) |
Worldwide standardization of:
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Hawaiian shirts every day! |
I'm Pro Hawaiian shirt and I vote! (no parf please)
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Suits and ties suk! Folks would get tickets for camping left lane and passenge right. Tickets for not parking between the lines, special fees and testing with vehicle inspections for hi speed travel lanes. No more uphill and flatland trucker races under three lanes. HUGE.... MAGNIFICENT... BIG tickets for stacking traffic on mountain and canyon roads.. |
I'd give a coconut to everyone.
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And courts that uphold the Constitution. |
Any politician that brings in new taxes to save the planet has a lifetime ban from flying.
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Everyone who drives slower is an idiot, and everyone who drives faster is a maniac. -Carlin
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How about some age/training/licensing requirements for E-bikes? We've basically unleashed 10-year old kids on the streets with motorcycles that can easily exceed the pace of traffic on many surface streets. No helmets, no knowledge of road rules, and not much common sense. Some riding with a 2nd or 3rd kid hanging on the back as well. And this'll become even more of a problem as E-bike sales continue to soar.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1703278509.jpgE-bike injuries: "We’re only seeing the tip of the iceberg" trauma experts warn. https://fortune.com/2023/06/01/e-bike-injuries-trauma-experts-warn-numbers-health-carolyn-barber/ |
The school system would have a class from 1st grade through 12th grade on how to actively/proactively be kind to people.
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HOV lanes no more, all lanes open to traffic
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One safety and crash standard for everyone. All the cars go all all the places and the wait to import time is 25 minutes after production.
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"If I was the king of the world, I'd tell you what I'd do."
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A size cut off on yoga pants ....
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I'd make stupidity painful.
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