Big Red Boots
 

The fact that I know about them must mean that it's old news. Lot of money for exaggerated comic effect.

http://www.stadiumgoods.com/en-us/shopping/big-red-boot-19794692?size=33&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwoPOwBh AeEiwAJuXRh-yE55QrxTTte2IRRu1e5WLKWzk_2WDACmf2IcPLfj0D2G5DdRpe 5hoCSP0QAvD_BwE

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I wouldn't be caught dead in those.

Now these are sexy. There's only two reasons I wouldn't wear them. They'd easily put me at 6' tall, and they'd look stupid on a woman over 60.
(On the other hand, I do have great legs.)
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The good thing about those boots is having your guy help to take them off...

The OP ones would be great for us with bunions.....the CC ones would need to be punched-out.:D

Frank Zappa and Python boot come to mind....

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Big Red boots would really complete the Buc-ee Beaver Pajama look.
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Those boots are no more stupid than the bell bottom fad (and even worse the elephant leg) of the 70s. I HATED bell bottoms, and I had to search to find Levi 501s that were normal leg jeans, and they have the dang button fly that really suck when you really have to go.

There was a time when buying normal looking slacks was impossible. They all had wild checkerboard patterns or just crazy colors. Then came the giant cuffs on slacks. I am so happy that all of that has passed.

I will be wearing those stupid boots right after I get facial tattoos, and numerous piercings and shave my head. Or maybe after the bigfoot population ride into town on unicorns to save the planet.

I don't understand any of this... :confused:

Who would know?

...And by the way you look fantastic in your boots of Chinese plastic...

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Birth control boots!
The Viagra would wear off in the time it would take to get those off.

Reminds me of this movie. Wife and I enjoyed it.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1713276952.jpg

All good if that is all you are wearing :D

How do you shift gears with these on?

Asking for a friend.

Shift gears???

In these boots you never get out of 1st.
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In these boots you never get out of 5th.
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Those kinky red boots that CC posted wouldn't be coming off unless it was part of the fun.

I probably have a screw loose.

Yes, like y'all I drive a stick-shift everyday. Only difference is I do it in heels. :)

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You can buy knock offs on Amazon for a fiddy

Plus they'll show off more of your smokin' hot legs!

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