Not in me to steal...
 

This one, I'm not going to just steal...so giving the signature as well as the story. Lifted from a pool player forum:

"My brother and I were on a short road trip. A blonde that could only gently be described as homely had a flat on the side of the road. As I pulled over my brother looked at me, "Figure nobody else would stop?" "you got it."

She had her jack under the sheet metal of her fender. The jack wasn't long enough to raise her car so while my brother prowled in her trunk I went to my truck to grab a block or two or my jack. Less than a minute later he came running over laughing. "She really is blond, she wanted to put the spare tire under the jack!"

The young lady was PISSED!

Hu "

PWD72S you have a PM.

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