Do you have a helper in your car?
 

get ready to laugh...but don't show your wife.

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Yea, my little helper is always helping. I am not sure how I managed to not have any wrecks that was my fault since I was 16 and a very pretty female classmate was walking on the sidewalk in front of school is a VERY short miniskirt, and my hormones made me look. And some fool stopped at the red light in front of me. I had a light tap that bent my bumper on my 60 VW bug. That is the last accident I have ever had except a lady crashing into me back in 1978 while I was stopped at a red light. No wrecks since. No tickets at all since 1979.

I struggled through a little more than half the clip. Just couldn't find any humor in the guy's words or delivery.

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