On A Cracker?
 

LOL ... I had to look it up :D

I looked it up....I'm not a Cracker....until I move south. :)

You were born a Cracker.

I don't get the On a Cracker. Is that something different?

Christ on a Cracker, those Tasty Ass snacks are good.

This cracker is confused…

JFCOAC ... it twas a first time I have ever see the "On A Cracker" part ... I had to DuckDuck it ... totally stumped... still am ;)

WTF does it mean?

I googled it cause I never heard the term either. It did not make much sense to me, but I'm not a smart man...

Do Ducks like crackers?

They prefer quackers ...

I think the colloquialism "JFC on a Cracker" is the southern cousin of "JFC on a crutch".
I've heard 'em both, all my life, but I was born and raised in a big Catholic family. WHo knows what it means? It just feels good to say it when you want to take your blasphemy to that liiiiiittle extra.

I love these crackers...but they're ROAFC

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1744158823.jpg

Woopie on Ted danson?

My favs are the Dollar General knock offs.

https://www.dollargeneral.com/p/clover-valley-rich-crisp-crackers-oz/76983400366

Where is Polly .... I wonder what she wants?

Ritz crackers today are nothing like when they were made in the 70s.

The Ritz Chips come in multiple flavors....The Roasted Garlic ones are my favorite.

I'll bet it's this.

Edit: Also "......on a stick"

Once you eat one it's Ritz in an effing Cracker"

C on a cracker....would that be a communion reference?

I ate leftovers for lunch one day and was working with a friend across a table. He said the garlic on my breath was about to kill! 🤪

That would make sense.

I never, ever heard JFC growing up in the 'Belt ...

Y'all ain't from around here if ya did :D

How about "Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick"? The Dead Milkmen "Stuart"

All I ever wanted was a borrow owl.

Apparently, it is hilarious to Black people when a white guy refers to white trash as crackers.

I've never heard it either. Where I come from it's, "Butter my butt and call me a biscuit", and "sh** fire and hold the matches!"