Porsches @ the point, internet ladies & observations

[juanbenae]

A great weekend of so cal meets no cal at the PRC/POC/NASA porsches at the point event at sears point. as the self appointed BAP social director it falls to me to document all BAP paddock activity and bring as much spice to an event as possible. for those needing just the racing/DE recap i suggest this thread >>>> http://66.236.61.177/showthread.php?t=374565 for here you will only get BS, tales of internet chicks at the track, and a who's who & who done what.

it seems that the big draw right now in another thread is for me to share the internet chicks at the track story 1st so here it is. i am between girlfriends right now and got a wild hair thursday night and posted the following on CL hoping to cast a broad (pun intended) net.

I will be driving sears point race track this weekend and seeing if any lady was interested in going for a ride. i will be there both saturday & sunday and will be driving two 25 minute sessions before and after lunch both days. will have an extra helmet for any lady trusting enough to strap into a race seat of a track prepared 911 for what could be the ride of their life.

safe word declared before departure and if it's too much you get let out on pit lane anytime.

if you dont care for my car there are a number of my car buddies with different colored cars to be there.

about 2 minutes a lap, and only the second best two minutes I could ever give you.

i value my car, my life/safety, others i am on the track with, and of course the safety any passenger that rides along. its at least as safe as say bungee jumping or sky diving cause you are riding with the guy who folder the chute.

email by noon friday for details or come to sears point (infineon raceway) and look for the maroon truck & chocolate lab.


so i get about 15 replies and follow up with a request for height/weight and a picture and something about room in the car. come on now we spend and spend to lighten a car i fer sure did not want to bring ahab's white whale along. so i dwindle down the list into two "keepers" and a couple of back ups.

so the 1st shows up driving a brand new audi TT after lunch saturday meets the BAP boys, nostatic, nostatic jr. in the DE parking area and none of you could have been nicer by the way. from there i take her over to meet the "racers" in the toyo cup area of the paddock, tyson, AGgie le dAGgie, and rix were equally as hospitable.

from there i am called to grid and begin the "strap in" of the victim. only knowing this woman for about 45 minutes the strap in was what one might expect. i did not want to take liberties in reaching for the sub strap so i attempted to be very clinical. the sinch down of the shoulder harnesses her breasts kept getting in my way but i remain committed to being a man and only took incidental liberties there. so i give the upload and safe word of how she is to be let out of the car mid session and we are off. what a trooper, she was stirred and only a bit shaken. she hung out for a couple more hours and enjoyed being included in the group shot. here is gail sporting her stuff upon the top of my car after the on track activities had ended and the beers started flowing.



from this scene more beers were consumed, group photo in linked thread was taken, the band started playing (i was hoping todd was going to sit in fer a set) and we headed toward the bbq. gail left before the bbq and after i had about 4 or 5 coldies saying it was a very good time. i did show here where the horse bit me just as we parted from a goodbye hug. i got a very nice email from her and may head up to the 707 to see her again.

all in all a great day. it was good to get to know todd & calvin after having just met todd once before all brief like a laguna a couple years back. i had met tyson an occassion or two around here in the bay before and he is as advertised. he had the hottest chick there (she refused inclusion in the group photo but i get her to photo shop in and repost upon tysons OK), he is a superb driver having watched all of his win in sunday's race. no wonder he's left so many a man in washington state and so cal behind suffering from "man-crushes". the BAP boys were as always guys i am very proud and fortunate to call my frinds. cbeers, big shout for the spare room and hospitality, BIG JP for his easy-up, hot lap sender & generally being a fine man, good to see "take a chance" casey at the track finally driving, drinking beers and bow-lito saturday night, matt (and his lost brother from NASA albert), and donny plum who is just plain one of the nicest men you'd ever care to meet. i hope i was g-rated enough around your wife, son and todd's boy calvin the entire time.

more later, including cody, sundee's rider in an afternoon post later.

T$

[nostatic]

nostatic jr. Heh...I'll have to tell the boy that is his new moniker.

Gail was a trooper. When she first got introduced I didn't know the backstory. Maybe it was better that way

One of my more entertaining weekends in some time. I approve of this message, and it was plenty clean enough for the boy. He's seen much worse. From his mom. No, really...not me...

[Don Plumley]

This story just gets better with time...I keep grinning thinking about it.

Mrs. Donny Plum and the kid had a great time and it was really nice to take them out for parade laps so they could see what some of the fuss was all about. Beth commented that she could tell that the track side camaraderie was a big draw for me to come. And loved, just loved, the craigslist ad.

Both those girls got game.

Fantastic weekend on all levels.

[JP911]

Never a dull moment at the track with the BAP crew...especially with T$ in charge as social director. He NEVER lets us down!

[johndglynn]

Go Toby - Gail is cute!

[cbeers]

Speaking of impact bumpers johnd, wait until you see day two


GREAT time all around as well. Finally got to meet Todd and Calvin, BIG props to Todd for lending his helmet to my brother in law. We came in early from our session only to find Todd on grid waiting for his helmet back!! I felt bad, but he got buttoned up in time. Those ride alongs really do make peoples' days, I like doing them.

Nice meeting the Plumleys as well, I see class runs in the family. You must be very proud Don.


Now, let's see those coconuts T$ !!!

-Chris

[juanbenae]

so know that ive had my lunch i can share the story of my second passenger losing hers...

cody showed up just in time sundee morning for our second run of the day. cody was very well received driving up in a very nice 964 cab and bringing the twins along. when i say twins i mean the ones that the booby-fairy brings. cody was a blast, a very fun lady..



after getting her signed in for a NASA ride along i proceed to do the "strap in" again. remain clinical in my approach but took more liberties because i suspected cody was a gamer. how much of a gamer id come not come to realize till later when she called me a puss for not handling her more during the process. so on grid i walk her through the safe word, give her the downlow and tell her during warm ups the point where she will need to let me know if she will need out. she kinda blows me off with tales of tuff chick but appreciates it none the less.

we get on track and i check with her a couple hot laps in and she's all thumbs up. great i think! well, we get the checker flag and i cool it down through two and open the dialog again and she proceeds to tell me she's going to be sick. i inquire as to her ability to go around the rest of the track to paddock and her body language says no way. at this point i have a decision to make, do i get thrown out of the event for stopping/pulling off track under the checker and let her puke or be combing puke out of interior carpet instead of writing you today.

i pulled off between 5 & 6 and as she got the helmet off i proceeded to help her out of the harness. needless to say the clinical approach was out the window and i had my way with the twins to recoup some of my loss of track time. by this time the entire DE parade goes by with her out the window puking.... here is a reenactment later that day in the paddock. note- i was only able to hold her hair in the reenact..




as we get back i am pretty sure i will be asked to leave the event after that poor bit of judgement of pulling off track under a checkered. cody felt pretty bad but as soon as i was able to wipe the chunks from her chin and put a bit of gator aid in her she insisted upon attending the session download so "we" could take our medicine. no mention, we skate... the NASA guy that was doing the downloads did stop by our spot in the paddock a while later and mention it and tell her she was not the 1st. i did ask if he was going to be asking me to leave and he said under green w/o a doubt but under the checkered "poor judgement, but understandable". the incident was mentioned in the last download which i did not attend and as i hear it everyone had a good time with it.

cody was a trooper and hung the rest of the day. she is a wild woman as it turned out, her and i hit it off pretty good. she really enjoyed taking me and her 964 around the track for the lunch time parade laps. i had never riden in a 964 cab and they are the berries, very nice car. we enjoyed a hoogie sandwich a bit later and really just laughed our asses off. i have been invited to come up to her place and go riding on her horses and i think i might go. seems like her, me a pony and some drinks would be some CRAZY fun. (cody if your reading this call me, i have been unable to get the coco-nuts off my mind....)

a few other shots,


here in true gay-liberal bay area fashion JP & i dry hump AGgie le dAGgie's car for luck just before sundee's race.



i guess we should have been humping tysons?


the group shot saturday night pre bbq--




i have never run with NASA before and the entire weekend affair is pretty cool. being around these friends of our is even better, and meeting some new friends no matter the circumstance is very better, and is the 08 P@P hard scheduled yet?

T$

[juanbenae]

edit put pic in proper order, nothing to see here.

[nostatic]

it take a true gentleman to hold a girls hair like that when she's horking.

Ok true gentleman, what have you done with Toby?!?!?

[dtw]

Without question, best post of the year. Maybe make it a series?

[Don Plumley]

Originally Posted by dtw

Without question, best post of the year. Maybe make it a series?

I agree. Toby, before every track event you now have to post the same ad. Get it written into your pre-nup, it's part of the package, so to speak.

[Tyson Schmidt]

"second best two minutes I could ever give you"


Priceless Toby, just priceless!

Great story. Great seeing you and the crew there this weekend. I'm glad everyone had as much fun as I did.

[Zeke]

I vote for Gail.

[JP911]

Originally Posted by milt

I vote for Gail.

A close up shot might change your mind. To put it delicately, she's a bit more cougar than Cody.

[juanbenae]

UPDATE-- Cody checked in this afternoon on pelican (we discussed the board and she had visited briefly previous) and found this thread. i thought she might, and she loved it, calling me to voice her approval just as i had requested above. she even forwarded a link to a few friends, "hi friends of cody".....

well i have been penciled in for a pony ride this weekend that i am looking forward to a great deal if weather permits. i for one would not mind a pony ride in the rain, but i suspect the pony has a say in this. can ponies be ridden in the house if it rains? i think i will check to see if indoor riding is an option.. i am mink oiling my cow-poke boots just in case.

pony ride questions forthcoming--

any horse guys out there that might advise on what kind of strapping in i might expect prior to a pony ride?

will i need to get some tighty whities for this ride or will my standard fare boxers suffice?

will there be a cup check prior to this ride? i am pretty sure there will be after....

can a pony bite me in the same place that horse did way back when?

i am looking forward to a bunch more laughs and a ride on cody's pony this weekend, i will post photos and results.

then there's this--

Originally Posted by milt

I vote for Gail.

tisk-tisk i guess i should have done a poll with that line of thinking.. the more appropriate question would have been "would either consider a taste milt?"... in fact maybe you should post a photo of mug-O-milt and see what they think of your puss..

milt you & i would be lucky to run with either of these dames

T$

[SandyI]

Originally Posted by k911sc

any horse guys out there that might advise on what kind of strapping in i might expect prior to a pony ride?

will i need to get some tighty whities for this ride or will my standard fare boxers suffice?

will there be a cup check prior to this ride? i am pretty sure there will be after....

can a pony bite me in the same place that horse did way back when?

As the owner of 3 horses, let me chime in...

1.) There is a strap-in device for children under the age of 3. I have a feeling you may be too big for that kind of saddle.

2.) You will need tighty whities only if you're interested in using your genitals without pain after the ride. And the smaller the pony, the more miserable the ride. If you have little to no experience on horseback, stay at the walk. It's simple math -- Trotting Pony + Bouncing Testicles = PAIN. Or as my 4 year old son said after his first lesson on our pony -- "Dad. My nutty crackle hurts a lot."

3.) Request a thorough cup check before the ride. In fact, a full afternoon and evening of cup checking is a much better idea than riding some wet stinky pony in the rain.

4.) Some horses bite. Some do not. Some horses have a keen sense when they have a newbie on board. I'm sure her pony is docile and sweet. And if it isn't, the pain from the bite will take your mind off the pain in your ass, thighs and sack.

Anyways, my suggestion is to keep the pony ride short. Three minutes will be plenty of time to fully understand why you don't see grown men riding ponies.

[Don Plumley]

Toby - you should be a sport and bring along a little Syrup of Ipecac to even the score. The horse won't mind and I'm sure you could clean the side of its neck with some windex like you did to your door.

[nostatic]

does a dog come with the pony or do you need to provide your own?

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by JP911

A close up shot might change your mind. To put it delicately, she's a bit more cougar than Cody.

Distance is a girl's best friend.


Some day I'll be out Toby, some day.

[juanbenae]

Originally Posted by SandyI

As the owner of 3 horses, let me chime in...

2.) "My nutty crackle hurts a lot."

3.) In fact, a full afternoon and evening of cup checking is a much better idea than riding some wet stinky pony in the rain.

Sandy, regarding items

2.) so, generally when discussing my situation does that mean ive had a good or bad time?

3.) ive rode a wet stinky pony a time or two with neary a cloud in the sky...

thanks for the pony insight, I am off to ross for a pair of BVD's...

T$