i dabble on Instagram. are hookers following me?
 

i'm not that interesting. older, boring. my food and fishing pics are not in the correct demographic.

why in the heck are young ladies sending me questions and friending me?
maybe they are dudes in some third world country pretending to be ladies?

my Spidey senses scream. hahaha...

thirst trap?

They are dudes from third world countries, many are slaves who were tricked into the job, flown to another country and must work these scams to pay off debt their new owners bestowed upon them. I researched them a little after a NYTimes expose. It's brutal.

I played with one once on WhatsApp (not smart) who slowly introduced a crypto scheme they wanted me to buy into. I felt sorry for them given their last response (not going to post it) in the 2 week long interplay.

Humans can be absolutely evil.

What he said. ^^^

They are either dudes or hookers, (want to direct you to their OF page or just send them $$ I assume). I spend way too much time on IG watching cat videos and car stuff but my account is set to private, which yours should be too, unless you are trying to amass millions of followers in order to monetize your fishing videos. :)

I get friend requests from what look like beautiful young women in bikinis everyday and just instantly delete them. If I don't know you, no follow. Sometimes even if I do know you, (haha), but I'd follow you in a heartbeat, Cliff! Hit me up! SmileWavy

Don't sell yourself short Vash... You're a chick magnet! :D

They all want a taste of the tan banana splendor my friend, but it will cost you.

His food pics are epic. Nearly every one is a Food & Wine magazine cover. Being able to cook is very sexy to women. So maybe they are real. :D

thanks.

i set my stuff to Private. SassySasha1234 was might irresistible though. :D

Since you're a fisherman, maybe they thought you were a "hooker"? :D

Be careful where you dabble... of course they are :D!

I used to get invites to "link" on Linkedin from women that I'm sure were "professional" but not in the same business as me. I always thought that was odd, but I'm sure there are guys that might be susceptible there that aren't on IG, FB, etc... Any time I get any sort of social media contact from someone young and hot, I ignore it. No good came come from engaging.

^^^^ They were prolly in the IT "services" department dabbling in Network geeks online ;)

LOL! I always laugh when I read their current role (notice I didn't say "position") and it doesn't really mean anything.

Dear Penthouse: I was dabbling on Instagram when...

I get the

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IM's a few times a day.

Hard to resist:cool:

I'm not buying it. Hot, professionally dressed Chinese chick named "Linda Hassan" that makes jewelry wants to connect and chat... :rolleyes:
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I acquired a new follower on Strava just today who fits the pattern. Shows up out of nowhere, compliments an activity using my own words from the activity, then asks a couple of innocent questions.

It feels a lot like those "wrong number" texts.

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I suspect A LOT of folks fall for that sheiße.

As long as you're not dabbling on Only Fans. Or maybe you should dabble while fishing.. on your kayak... on Only Fans... you could be RICH.

At least you know what you’re getting on Onlyfans!

Wait a sec. These women aren't interested in me???

I do get sucked down the rabbit hole on Insta of police BWC arrest videos. Those are great. Some real geniuses out there calling mom, or asking for a supervisor. Just give up your ID and you won't get arrested.

Is that a trout in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I love police cam shows, there is an unlimited quantity of stupid people out there!

Between the FB reels and YT, yeah, the various pulled over to get a ticket and/or arrest videos are like a train wreck. I shake my head at the stupidity. I know what's going to happen. But even so, I can't not watch.

What's your name?
I don't answer questions.
Can I get your driver's license?
This isn't a stop and ID state/I don't legally have to provide it/etc....

I suppose that's not quite as bad as the sovereign citizens that "don't need a license if I'm traveling".

The videos that I'm starting to see a lot of that are getting really old are the ones where someone goes and intentionally starts video taping some business just to make people uncomfortable so they have some manager/owner/customer come give them crap about video taping. "I don't have to tell you. I can video tape anything I want on a public sidewalk." They are intentionally pissing people off for views on their videos. I wish those folks would get the crap kicked out of them and their phone put where the sun don't shine. Then we could have a new viral video sensation of phones being removed from rectums.

Can’t ever seem to embed on my iPad but this seems appropriate place to post:

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Watching cop shows on TV you see folks talking smack to the cops during questioning, and I always thought "that's not realistic." But I've seen enough of those videos now to realize that there are a bunch of morons out there that do talk crap to the cops.

What always gets me is when the cop has pulled someone over for something simple like a speeding ticket, and they end up getting arrested because they are a moron.

LOL! Perfect! Vash's new side piece.

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Fishing story:
 

Sometimes I need binoculars just to see who’s honking on my trout. :)

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You’re watching videos of phones being removed from somebody’s butt!

I have a fake name on FB for FBMP, F150 and 911 stuff, but sometimes watch Reels I think it is. The stupid people being pulled over by cops is comical.

Does Jen know about this vice of yours?

You rich Americans are a good catch.

No one bothers me. Plus I'm ugly which helps a lot.

My long time asian sounding hot friend from Burlington NC quit calling and leaving voice messages several years ago... I figured she finally got over her concern for my well-being... "Ket .... how are you doing?". Or I aged out and she didn't want a sugar-grandaddy after a few years.

I use "Aurora Miles" when I dabble in strange waters these daze ... it seems to work :D

LOL .... "Who's Been Honking On My Trout?" ....

2025 CMA song of the year candidate :)!

Who's been honking on my trout sounds like a country western song :D

We watch a lot of the Live PD ride along type shows. There is an endless supply of idiots out there, and yes they typically dig their own hole.

There is beauty in that. I know!!

Honk Tuwah!

Damn your eyes, you scoundrel! What is it you want?

You mean those chicks are not real ?? Here, all along I was sure I was exuding next level studliness .
As soon as my facebook status went to " widow" it started. I get several a week .

I use faceplant as a way to keep up with genuine friends a family. I post very little, almost nothing.

I get regular requests for people that want to be "friends" and they are always a photo of a 20 something hottie. Yea, right, an old married guy has young women that want to be my friend. I just delete the request and never see them again.