"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it"

"Stupid is as stupid does"

Gump

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Truth is treason in an empire of lies.

"Baz marked safe in revised quote thread!" :)

"If you're always the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong rooms."

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence and it was often difficult to tell which was which."

~ Douglas Adams

"Accidents are a fool's explanation for destiny."

"Where did you get that, and while you were there, did you bump your head on the ham sandwich you had for lunch?"

" fk it, its not my car "

I always liked "we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it"

"If you are not 1st you are last"....


See what I did there?

I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brother.

Runner up for second fave.

"I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!"

-Corky

"A word of advice: when you hit formica, stop."

America's Sweethearts.

Move a muscle....change a thought.

“Judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgement”.

“Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge”

Don Henley, ‘My Thanksgiving’.

"Wir zu früh alt, zu spät klug erhalten!"

(We get too soon old, too late smart.)

Reminds me of something a good friend said to me not long ago when we were discussing our mortality and ongoing responsibilities as we enter our golden years.

"At age 60 you stop volunteering* for stuff."

*volunteering meant figuratively