I once won a beer (maybe dinner?) on a bet.

the flight attendant pleaded with the passengers to all stay seated and to let a poor passenger in the back out first. I cant remember the emergency.

I told my bud, "no chance in hell". he had more faith.

I won. the entire plane damn near stood up. hahhah..

If I'm going anywhere it's usually south so only carry on is needed.

What about line-ups where people have to stand 2" behind you. Like it will make the line quicker. Makes me want to squeak one out.

hahhaha...