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Lube...Mike...don't get jealous of these young punks playing with "hotties". Think about it...what would you want to converse about with these girls after sex was over? I mean, : "Does your mom remember where she was when JFK was shot?" That might be a good opener...but maybe not. More than likely, it was their Grandmother who can remember the day JFK was shot. They have their time of thinking with their crotches, I had my time, and the beat goes on. That's life. If I had to guess, I'd guess slow toady isn't getting a whole lot of action...not enough by his thinking, anyway. But his time will come...

You guys are killing me with the scantily clad pics!

Dan: Read the novel as well several times. I have read others by him, but Lonesome is my favorite.

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Anyone for tennis?

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Wouldn't that be nice.

How about "what say you go make us a Turkey sam-ich?"

Roast beef labia

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Haha yea. Well, you could do what I do after sex (with her): something useful, like mathematics.

You're right though, definitely not getting enough action; been sleeping with the same girl for a month or two now. Almost got a new one this week, but my buddy snaked her. I politely declined her friend.

Racer, like they say in the hood, keep your game tight like Kobe on game night. (Thanks, JiffyLube, for an urban education!)

Can't believe the twat pic has made it this long...good looking though.

WOW!!!

meat curtains on page 628 :D

This cracked me up earlier

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My dad spotted this bus in Germany:

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Zman's 944 must be blocked in at church....

. . . and I've got a strange craving for Arbys this morning.

Zman's 944 must be blocked in at church....

I'm friggin' crying right now! Best quote ever!