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Hey I'm a NIce Guy
Don't U hate it when you walk in the door from a hard day at work and the wife wants to talk about how hard her day was?
Don't you hate it when the wife wants to tell you how much money she needs to send the kids off to..... or to fix the house? Don't you hate it when the wife says that you love the Porsche more than her? Don't you hate it when the wife says the Porsche is getting in between your relationship with her? Don't you hate it when the wife says your spending too much money on the Porsche when there are other more important things to spend it on? Don't you hate it when the wife says that you spend more time out on Porsche events than with her? Well I'm here to tell you that I'm a nice Guy, and for a small fee every month.... When you come home your WIFE will have a smile on her face... So that you can concentrate on the important things in life like your career...so that you can make the big dinero. You can do all those things little things to your Porsche that you've always wanted to do and spend as much time with the guys on Porsche events as you want without any complaints from your wife. You might say well how is that going to happen? Well first of all I'm a Nice Guy....who is well versed in Antiques, Art, the Decorative Arts, Gourmet Cooking....and I like shopping...yeah I know it can be a Btch but after all I'm a nice guy and it's a pleasure to please your WIFE.
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I don't know about all that other stuff (I didn't bother reading it), but what I hate most is when people use the letter "U" when they mean "you."
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I think tabby is looking to be somebody's b!tch. Sorry, dude, I like my women less...hairy.
And with the proper plumbing. That aside, we DO have an opening for a personal chef--however you must be intimately familiar with the requirements of cooking for celiacs.
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Sorry tabs, but it would appear that there are no openings in the cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
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I rather understood it like Tabs was offering to take care of our wives, while we are away racing the 911s. Good try Tabby !
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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I a Master Chef when it comes to filling up that ole coeliac
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Really? Got any good recipes to share?
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Where to get
This ain't my recipe but this IS the best Texas style BBQ Sausage around. It's allready smoked so it's just heat and eat. http://www.gonzalesfoodmarket.com/products.htm I bin goin to this here restruant out in San Berdo, CA for nye on to 21 years and this is the sausage Bobby Ray serves....ummmmm
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Re: Where to get
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Approved....I don't need no stinkin APPROVED.... As a person who stuffs his coeliac daily, without missing a a coeliac stuffing time in decades....these sausages is guarnteed to make the most discerning coeliac stuffer, stuff their coeliac to the brim and then some.
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Why do I even bother?
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OK Tabs,
I have a sicker sense of humour than most, I enjoy a lot of your posts and see the humour, sometimes subtle, sometimes not  But now it's: Coeliac or if you prefer, Celiac awareness time. In simplistic terms a gluten allergy or intolerance, or a chronic inability to digest certain foods. No big deal you say. Just don't eat the bread and pasta in the restaurant you say. Well it depends how badly you have it. I have a client who didn't have it properly diagnosed, in his case it triggered diabetes and thyroid problems. My ex, S  , started with an intolerance to gluten and now has an ever increasing list of foods she's allergic too. S is also a prime candidate for a stomach tumour. And, just to make it even more fun, it's not enough to watch what she eats; she also has to be fanatical about preparation. No flour around to contaminate the food. Easy enough in one's own home, but what about in restaurants and others homes'especially when they don't understand or won't take it seriously. Puts a bit of a crimp in one's social life, also difficult if one needs to socialise with clients as she often has too. And what happens when S does mistakenly eat problem foods: everything from mild to strong stomach pains to nausea and violent vomiting that can go on for days and these are only edited highlights 
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I am using Webster's definition of Coeliac or Celiac..."Of or in the cavity of the abdomen."
It absolutely sucks when your not able to eat... I was thinking today over my second piece of sausage this mornining that I'll try just about anything edidible once...the only things I don't like are Licorice, Aspargus, Sardines, and Tripe....the only thing I can't bring myself to eat is Sessos.... And so many people are so picky as to what they like, as in not being adventurous.
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I was following on from Blue sky Jaunte who referred to cooking for celiacs...celiac: sufferer from coeliac disease.
Buon appetito 
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OH!!! Why didn't you say that before?
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You mean you're not wearing your Acme telepathy helmet at the computer? Listen to what I mean, not what I write
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