Funny gay bar and a Porsche story...

JonT · 09-11-2003, 08:00 AM

I wanted to share with y'all---- I was at a gay dance club (with a girl mind you--she likes to dance there) and while she was in the girls room before we drove home, I pulled Damien up to the door outside where a few polesmokers were congregating saw me and one of them came up to me and asked if I was gay or straight, I said I was waiting for my GIRLfriend and he said "too bad, you're cute and have a fuc* me car!". I didnt know what to say but I felt all dirty...a little embarrassing

johncj8989 · 09-11-2003, 08:07 AM

Dude........... prepare to be flamed! You have opened yourself up to more sarcastic responses than you can imagine.

Neilk · 09-11-2003, 08:12 AM

Gay people live in Omaha???

How long have you been dating your "girl"friend? Have you done the Crocodile Dundee check?

RallyJon · 09-11-2003, 08:12 AM

Hmm... sounds to me like you need to see a professional and see if you can access those deeply repressed inner feelings that are clearly yearning to get out.

Rot 911 · 09-11-2003, 08:15 AM

If I had been dumb enough to post this thread I would be deleting it right now.

johncj8989 · 09-11-2003, 08:17 AM

What exactly is a polesmoker? Could you elaborate? LOL

Schuey · 09-11-2003, 08:33 AM

JonT...funny sorry but WAY OT...

posts like this drive me nuts when I do searchs in the technical forum and items like this are pulled up...

Schrup · Schrup's Garage

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Originally posted by johncj8989
What exactly is a polesmoker? Could you elaborate? LOL

I believe it is synonymous with the term butthonker.

Rot 911 · 09-11-2003, 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by Schuey
JonT...funny sorry but WAY OT...

posts like this drive me nuts when I do searchs in the technical forum and items like this are pulled up...

What kinda search would you be doing that would give you this thread?

TerryBPP · 09-11-2003, 08:41 AM

So how long are you going to wait to call the guy?

nigel911 · nigel911's Garage

I just can't see anyone entering 'polesmoker' into the BB search engine..

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

Unlike many other threads on this board, I believe that this is a case where WE DON'T NEED PHOTOS

Jdub · 09-11-2003, 08:45 AM

Where the heck is the Simmons "This Thread is so..." pic?

John

1982911sc · 09-11-2003, 08:47 AM

Is your girlfriends name "BRUCE"? And did he wear the fishnets or did you this time?

pbs911 · pbs911's Garage

Dude, time to find a new "girl"friend.

And kids, this is a prime example of why there is a no drinking while posting policy.

s_wilwerding · s_wilwerding's Garage

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Originally posted by BillyPilgrim
Sure, lots of gay people live in places like Omaha. Haven't you seen 'Deliverance'?

Isn't "gay dance club" redundant?

I wouldn't say that there are a lot of gay people in Omaha, but there are some. And, no, Omaha is nothing like Deliverance - banjos aren't too big around here.

Jon - I'm not even going to touch this. All I have to ask is whether you're signed up for the DE next weekend yet.

exc911ence · exc911ence's Garage

Again the reminder: Racial, sexual slurs and predugices have no place on this forum. Do you really think that all Pelicanites are straight? Perhaps it's time to clean that loaded shotgun mounted in your pick-up truck...

avendlerdp · avendlerdp's Garage

Let's hope there are no gay p-car users here who would be a bit offended by this backwater, midwest, homophobe. Never forget that it takes all kinds.

As for going to a gay bar w/the girlfriend to "dance". All I can say is, if you hang out in the barbershop too long, you're bound to get a haircut.

Alex

JmuRiz · JmuRiz's Garage

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I was at a gay dance club (with a girl mind you--she likes to dance there)

Sounds like your girl is a fag-hag, haha. Just messin with you. And as for gay people being offended about the comments on this board, don't worry about it. They have thicker skin than you realize.

norustscott · norustscott's Garage

uuuuuuh, he said polesmoker...