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1958 VW Beetle $586.74 Firm (unless you offer less)

"ORIGINAL PAINT" might be located somewhere under several coats of ugly blue paint, lots of dirt, and some kind of red fungus type mold.
"NICE WHEELS" have never been on this car.
"DOES NOT LEAK OIL" 'cause it has no motor.
"NO RUST" has ever been repaired.
"GREAT UPHOLSTERY" would have to be purchased separately at an additional expense to replace the crap that is in it.
"MANY NOS" parts have probably fallen off of it.
"ONE OWNER" sold it to me after he purchased it from one of the previous 20 or 30 owners.
"SHOW QUALITY" cars make this car look really sad.
"MINT CONDITION" is something my wife has never called it.
"FREE DELIVERY" to the end of my driveway.
"GUARANTEED" to irritate your wife, alienate your neighbors, and embarrass your children.


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