Topless Dancer
 

Hi guys. I thought you guys should check this dancer out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&category=6755&item=243 5855946

Kim. SmileWavy

This thing won't do much to convince people that all Porsche drivers aren't egomanical jack@asses.
I'll take two.

JP

Too bad the dancer still has several inches on anybody who buys one. :D

And I quote -

"if antenna girl is difficult to install, apply a small amount of petroleum jelly ..... before installation"

;)

Actually the guy selling those is a big VW parts whore.

Hehehe, that would be just perfect for a '74 El Camino with glass packs or a '75 Buick Electra 225 with gold wire wheels and velvet upholstery. Oh, and lets not forget the '63 Chevy Impala with ball fringe around the roof and hydraulics.

Well, seein how I can't find no chrome naked lady mud flaps that fit in the back,better gets me one. How do I make my dang antenna quit goin down when I pop in my Myrle Haggard tape?

Where does it hide on antenna mast that retracts?

damm, my antenna is bilt into the windsheild

keith

According to the Porsche manual, the proper place for a topless dancer is in the passenger seat or driver's lap, depending on traffic flow.

Argo
88 Targa

edit: Yet another good reason to own a Targa. ;)

Maybe one of you that knows how to weld can help me weld it to my hood, kinda like one of them thar Jag U R's (Like Jack O's).

cheesy. very cheesy :cool:

Appearently you guys were to blinded by her shear beauty to notice that it's not Topless, but rather topples. I think she'd look best on a polished brass antenna........

uh, I are a gud spellar tuu. :) he probably figured "what the heck, as long as it sells"