Pelican Parts Forums - foamys rant

There are certain types of people in this world who just piss me off to no end.

The type of people that come up to you and ask you for advice, and then when you give them advice they don't take the advice.
They just come back to you a week later and they're like, "I can't believe how everything turned out so wrong."
You wanna know why everything turned out wrong?
'Cuz you didn't take my advice and you're ****in' stupid.
That's what went wrong.
You didn't listen to me.
I know all.

The other type of person are those ****ing insignificant peons who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship.
You know what?
It's pathetic, it's weak minded, and you show no inner strength whatsoever.
Get over the girlfriend, get over the boyfriend, whatever the **** you're yearning for, and live ****in' life.

People who stalk their ex-girflriends particularly piss me off.
What the **** is wrong with these people?
Don't you have better things to do with your life than be emotionally attached to somebody who hates your guts?
Do something with your life, find a hobby!
Yanno? Geeze, you know how many video games are out there that you could be playing?
At the very least shoot yourself.
Get yourself out of society.
Nobody wants to deal with a stalker.

Other types of people that I hate...
People who ruin your favorite diner.
You know, the type of person that, you know, you're usually friends with.
Until they end up going to the diner and dating some waitress there.
And then having some kind of weird rocky relationship.
And every time you go into the diner hereafter there's that weird vibe in the air?
People like this really need food poisoning.
I'm so sick of these ****ing bastards ruining my favorite spots.

Another type of person
i particularly hate are those ****in' slimeballs with the slicked back hair, that usually end up going to bars and **** like that on Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks.
And all they do is walk around with these ****in' stupid velvety shirts with their dumbass fat hairy chest exposed to the world as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth.
You know what?
You're a middle aged loser.
Nobody wants to see your hairy chest.
Either throw yourself in front of traffic...or overdose.
Please.

Nobody wants to hear this bull**** anymore.
Time for some re-evaluation of one's life.

I also dislike people that all they do is talk about their problems with their insignificant other.
You know what?
I don't care about your ****in' relationship problems.
You can just shove 'em up your ass for all I care.
Nobody wants to hear about how your girlfriend doesn't like you or how your boyfriend is ignoring you.
Nobody cares.
It only pertains to your own little world, which in the grand scheme of things is minute and pathetic and nobody really ever wants to hear it.
Shut your mouth.
Choke on your food.
And die.

You ever have a good friend and then you go out someplace and they've always got to bring their ****in girlfriend?
And the girlfriend turns out to be somebody you just want to kill?
I mean really kill?
Like jump up and down and kill?
And then ****ing chop up their body into 15 different parts and flush various parts down the toilet and bury the others and the other ones get thrown in the sewer?
You know, the type of person that their parents should've had an abortion before they walked the earth?
You know that kinda crap?
These types of ****ing peices of crap really just need to be killed with some piano wire around the throat.
I can't take it anymore.

I also can't stand people who sit at home and listen to Every Rose Has It's Thorn, like it's the world's most depressing song.
One, the song sucks.
Two, you're ****ing pathetic for listening to it.
Take the cd out, crack it in half and then slit your wrists with the broken pieces.
It's over.
They're done.
You're done .
Kill yourself.

And, in closing, you know it's just **** like this that pisses me off.
It's just these type of people that have no inner soul, no nothing.
They just revolve around their own pathetic little world with no consideration for what's going on around them.
They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off the face of this earth.
They have no substance.
They have no control overthemselves.
And they really need to be put to sleep.
Permanently.