The Bravest and Wisest
 

Boyz I'm dry, the batteries gone dead...you seen everthin that I have in my bag O tricks...I'm just as burned out as Keith Richards playin that same ole riff over and over again...

Boyz I've exhausted every way there is of insulting the R Gruppe...and they have a habit of doing more harm to themselves everytime they open their mouthes than anything I could ever say about them. So I say Hooo Ray for the R Gruppe they is the bravest, wisest bunch of nitwits to come down the pike in a long while! Yes sir ree... you don't see the likes of them eveyday....

I swear to gawd Tabs, you are the incarnation of Ignatius J. Reilly.

Nah, he's the incarnation of Ignor A. Mus

You realize, Tabs, that Scorcese and Tarantino read this BBS - emphasis on the B.S. of course ;)

I actually think you've already written your screenplay...