Quote of the Day:
 

<i>"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."</i>

- Frank Sinatra

Lady, I might be drunk, but you are ugly. And I'll be sober in the morning. ( ???, a drunk guy?)

I think this is a variation of a famous Winston Churchill quote:

Lady: Mr. Curchill, you are fat!

WC: Yes, but you are ugly and I can diet

Not a variation of..

Winston Churchill to Nancy Astor (?) in the House of Commons...
He was 'tired and emotional' after lunch....and she was.

He did indeen sober up by morning.

I stand corrected, probably it is the other way round :D

I will try to make up my mistake by posting another quote involving Mr. WC and the aforementioned Lady Astor:

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"

Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

Was a bartender for too many years. We had a waiter there who was 5' 3" but lived in the gym. Banter exerpts:

Chunky6'2Waiter - (eating a returned entree)
5'3Waiter - "you're a fat f&$king pig!"
Chunky6'2Waiter - "Shut up. I can always diet, but you'll always be 5'3."
5'3Waiter - "Well pound for pound, I could kick your ass" :)