Men fear what they don't understand
 

Some men will destroy what they fear! http://d240157.u39.zeonhost.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2311

Tabs on the Early 911S Registry:
"The whole purpose of what I do is entertainment, and should be taken as such."

I have to hand it to you Tabs, you have succeeded in that respect. Both there and here.

What's that old saying about style without substance?

Sweet dude, you got skills. Wish I could rent space in that many heads.

Too funny.

Everyone's so damn serious these days. People shouldn't take life so seriously. You still end up dead!

tabs....I could care less about the Early whatever board; why should you?

Stick around here, where many of us appreciate your wit (although we may not always agree with your commentary).

yea.........just because we don't like you doesn't mean we don't enjoy dishing out cheap shots at your bantering :D
just remember.......
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I believe the term is "Lighten up, Francis."

The world is a crazy, wacky place, filled with a colorful cast of characters yearning to breathe free and taste the joy of unfettered speech..

Oh wait...no, that's my underwear, not the world. Sorry about the confusion. Move along...nothing to see here.

Gruppies, Paranoid Pensioners, et al...
 

Exactly, Tabs. I'm even more amused by the responses to your "distructive speach" [sic] (i.e. "We should force him to sell his '69S"!!....:rolleyes: ) than your comments themselves.

Carry on, Sgt. Hulka.

Tim

You might say I am a tour guide, I show them the path...but they lead themselves down it all by themselves..

What's the old saying?

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him do the backstroke."

no, it's:

"you can lead a horse to water, but if you shoot him he can't drink it. Now if you led your mother in law to water and shot her, now that would be productive. But illegal. Then the cops would show up, and you'd have to explain the dead mother in law *and* the dead horse. And say one of the cops belongs to PETA. Well, odds are he pulls out his Glock and shoots you right there on the spot.

So you can lead a horse to water, but you'll only die in the end."

Banning someone from a BB is almost always a bad idea. I have seen it done elsewhere, and never with happy results, only lasting acrimony between those who remain. If you don't like someone's posts, don't read them. I recall hearing at a management orientation program: "remember that a difficult person is a person in pain."
I have noticed that some at Pelican are very quick to respond to real or perceived slights, and some never respond at all to even the most egregious insults. Voltaire once said:" I have only ever had but one wish to God: make my critics look ridiculous; and God granted it."
Speaking of people in pain, whatever happened to BigBPainta?

John C, I think you hit it on the head!

Frightening that I just learned something from a management seminar. I had always thought those were just group rates on lobotomies. ;)

No, it's:

"you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her appreciate the symphony"

Do you *really* care?
:p

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I think we all felt his pain-ta...

Painta and I had our go arounds on the other Board. I always did wonder what happeened to him?

Who knew?
 

Actually, I heard he came to terms with the "compensation" issues and opened a tasteful and quaint (although reasonably priced) B&B in upstate NY...

Tim

Re: Who knew?
 

I thought there were some issues with his life partner though, because he didn't want to move to Vermont...

O M G you guys..I am laughting my butt off at this whole thread.....I only wanted to check my email and ended up checking OT for the heck of it.

bell...when I lived in Mankato MN in the early 90s carrott top was at this comedy club that I went to with a few friends...we thought who is this red headed step-child we are laughing our butts off at...then...what do you know....he is doing commercials. :)

Hey...bigbpainta extremely misunderstand almost every post made back to anything he posted. Those were some of the most entertaining posts to read...:)

That horicultural statement was hilarious...I had to read it twice...then I made Tim come in here & read it. :)

thanks for the laughs....

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sarah......he's a funny cat, and old girlfriends dad owned a promotion company which handles colleges/comedy clubs and such.....through one of his receptions i had the oprotunity to meet and "pick at" carrottops brain a little, what a funny guy......eccentric as hell :D

and lets not forget to NOT run into any moose when your driving in vermont.....they hurt :D

I resisted reading this thread for 3 days. (trying to take the advice of "You don't have to read it")

tabs is like mind candy. You see it, want to read it (knowing it's gonna only inflame), but try to resist anyway.

Well, I too laughed. tabs, you got me again.

And he's low-cal too!

yeah, but he's high in sodium. Metallic sodium. Careful with that glass of water Eugene....

And an honorable mention for Nostatic in the Ban Tabs thread.

Ignatus Reilly ain't got nothin on me.... he's a mere wanabe... TABS

Oh Muther, Muther where is my Caffe Latte? An don't forget I like it with Whipcream and Nutmeg. Nothin like a hot cup O Latte on a cold mornin. Don't fergit the Muffin either...Muther. I like it with that Peach jam an Butter...not too darly toaster either Muther!

And I thought it was "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think". My My.

careful with that kleenex Tabs...

My last post on the "Ban Tabs Thread" has no takers... I guess the Kool Aid Kids are at a loss as to what to say?

OH Well
 

My little war of words on the other Board has depressed me. It isn't that it isn't going well. The boobs can't tell anymore when I'm telling the truth or not? The problem is that I can't tell anymore either!

I've fked with them so much over there I can't tell if I'm coming or going. Whoever said war is he!! was right. Sherman said that on the march to the sea. Of course all those fires might have had something to do with his thinking.

The correct question to ask about my latest diatribe on the other Board is.....Where have I heard that speech before?

Tabs,

A little bit of advice I was given recently:

You know what happens when your at the top of your game? Everyone tries to knock you off.

Enjoy, give 'em hell.

Thanks Icemaster. They don't stand a chanch against me. Just when they think they've got me cornered I do a 180 on em.