Too bizarre for Springer......
 

3 little words.


King of Pop.


The Gloved One.


Bubbles the Chimp.


Share my bed.


3 to 8 (years per count)

As far as I'm concerned, he should tied-up & drug behind PW's big Dodge truck.

Imagine what would happen to him in the general population of a State Penitentiary! He'd be traded like currency, in prison.

wooden nickles won't get you very far........even in prison LOL

You want to do what to my pickemup???? :rolleyes:

that's why he'll probably never end up there

Nothing to your pick-up Paul. Just drag wacko jacko through the gravel roads of Oregun, before he's dropped off at the men's colony in near San Luis Obispo.

Just like in Jasper, Texas!

Scariest Stat?

USA Today this AM
Jacko is 5'11 and 120 lbs!

I say they wind up institutionalizing him at some state mental facility, where he gets special treatment. Can't put him in the general population, can you imagine the suit that would be filed against the state for not providing adequate protection? Remember he bought the Beatles catalog for 40 Million and that was just pocket change for him! He beat out Sir Paul McCartney for the rights.

Old Jocko from now on end is going to live a pretty much supervised life.

The biggest joke, of all of this, is Jeremy Jackson playing the race card.
"a modern day lynching"

Yeah, JJ; that's it . . .this is all about the white-man trying to keep the black-man down. :rolleyes: . . .or in this case; keeping the white-woman down.

I agree. Was wondering when the race card was gonna get played.

The entire situation is really sad. The client I am flying this week was a biggie in the music business until fairly recently. Saw him at a concert last wednesday evening here in NYC. He bought the subject up. Asked me if I was one of the pilots on MJ's various tours waaaaay back. When I replied yes, he remembered the banning of this group because of behaviour on the plane. Said many times over the years he tried to get MJ help. After 15 years of the bizarre behaviour, he cut the ties. MJ went to Sony, and we all know how that turned out.

He was genuinely sad that he ended up this way.

And we think we have troubles.

In Jeremy Jackson's defense, I'll say that he is right to question why in the hell the police cuffed his bro.
MJ turned himself in, and the police cuff him. . . wtf!?

I suppose the police where concerned that an officer may have been beitch-slapped by the 120 lb pop-star. :rolleyes:

I wonder what would have been said if they had not cuffed him.

Either way.. damned if you do, more damnation if you didn't.

hmmm, so are you thinking that maybe people would scream "prefferential treatment" ...because of his $tatu$?

I just don't get the animal-like treatment by the police. IMO, He likely is the preditor that he has been labeled, but he did turn himself over, AND to an entourage of police.

Cuffing the guy was just a childish power trip. --What a zoo.

Isn't cuffing SOP for a felony offense?

I thought that's what I heard watching all those cop shows.

Reno 911?

So I'm puzzled here...is the debate about whether or not he did it...or about whether or not he'll get away with it?

Well, the answer to the second question there is less certain that the answer to the first question.

At MJ's sentencing hearing the judge will ask do you have anything to say in your defense that might mitigate your sentence? MJ will reply that he always helped the children.

Af first, I thought you guys were referring to Jeremy Jackson from Baywatch, which puzzled me until I realized he was a child star. :D

I know who you're talkin' about now. ;)

Tabs is right, MJ will ever see the inside of a real prison, and if he is found guilty, then some sort of institution would be in order. Martin Bashir's documentary automatically substantiates any upcoming insanity pleas. :D

As for the cuffing:
The LAPD were simply following procedure. Felony suspects must be cuffed when taken into custody. I can see the public outcry from both sides of the argument, though. Despite turning up with 65-odd Officers and Detectives, which would probably be required to search a property as vast as Neverland - secret rooms and all - within the purview of their search warrant, the cops have to follow the rules. :rolleyes:

The only reason wacko Jacko's family is upset about all this is if he's convicted, they'll have to get real jobs and quit mouching off MJ.

The family is the least of the mouchers. The biggest Moucher's are the corporations that market his creative output. MJ MAKES MONEY. Maybe his prime is past, but there still is gold in the mine.

MJ's family is only part of the problem, EVERYBODY around MJ has let him slide, he never has had to face the world that everybody else lives in.

Fred Durst just got off a murder rap where he admitted killing the guy. Hows that for money being able to buy your way out.

Who is Jeremy Jackson? Do you mean Germaine Jackson?

Maybe he'll go climb a tree and go away.
Or Maybe he'll go to prison and become a Champion knob polisher.