And You Thought
 

I was Ignaz O Reilly....I just get bored with reality and like to bend it alittle this way and that...to creat images... to open the doors of perception...and break on through to the other side.

Oh I get carried away sometimes and get melodramatic.

True American hero = IR

One day, I too would like to be chased down by my mother's friends so's they might commit me.

It's not cracked up to what it is supposed to be...everybody in there is crazy you know.

"I used to have a crush on Nurse Diesel..."
 

You'd be surprised the places I've been admitted to after uttering that phrase through my mouth's side.

VAN DIESEL?

I decline to comment...

P.S. "Vin," I think...

Sorry...I didn't know he looked that good in a white nurses uniform, hairy legs an all you know..uggg

A Jack Lemonism....

I liked her better as "Frau Blücher"

naaaaaayyyyyyy

Was it she or Nurse Diesel who had the line: "No fruit cup for you, tonight!" or something like that...

At last, the literate humour thread!