Hilarious! :D

I knew this thread would turn to $hit sooner or later!

Doesn't it always?

Tabasco is nice when I'm out for a meal...but at home...I prefer to make my own. Any temperature you want! Except some of my guess have Gringo tongues and can't handle it :) .... roasted garlic, tomatos, my mama's secret home grown peppers, a little of this a little of that and BAM! Yous gotz hot sauce. The ingredients change with the season too.

I spent a bunch of days in Vegas last weekend (on business really) and ate more then my fair share of oysters with lots of tabasco two nights running, it took me a days to realize the incredible effect it would have on my nether regions as I walked the immense convention space of the venetian.....it was truly a remarkably uncomfortable feeling, wow! but so good going down....

Note to self no more tabasco at meetings....

Rookie! :D

Just had Tennessee barbeque with three different "guaranteed to kill ya'" hot sauces mixed up on half-a-chicken. Needless to say, I can't feel my lips...

...not bad...;)

This is from 2 nights ago......

http://www.pelicanparts.com/pmpre/im...MIRZ/kabob.jpg

"Rookie!"

Dude, this was pain like I've never felt around that part of me!!!! walking, sitting, farting....ohhhhso baaaadddd.....

You know it's the good stuff when it hurts more coming out than it did going in. ;)

Yes, the male equivalent of pregnancy. :(

I'll bet Adamred never launched his missiles with enough velocity to escape Earthes gravity before!