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Are they really insane, or just...
...talking on a cell phone with one of those invisibly small ear-bud headset things?
It's getting harder and harder to separate who is talking to someone, and who is talking to himself.  How do we tell? Maybe there's a market for a little box that detects the phone signal and flashes "OK to approach this individual" on its tiny little screen.
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12-20-2003, 07:51 PM
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Funny you should bring this one up - I saw a lady in line at the grocery store today talking to herself and I couldn't see the ear piece, think she was a nut.
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12-20-2003, 08:17 PM
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Useful lines for people using those things that are talking too loud, or invading your "personal space":
"Are you Judy/John, my Time-Life operator?" "I'll take a #3, super-sized, with a Coke." "BUY, SELL, BUY, SELL!" Or if they have a keychain with the vehicle make/model visible: "If anyone here owns a (insert car make here), I think it's being towed." |
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12-20-2003, 08:51 PM
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Eric, you funny!
 I'm going to use those sometime. 
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12-20-2003, 11:54 PM
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Hey it'll be nice to have some company to talk to in the nut ward at County for a change. Everybody here is nuts!
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12-21-2003, 12:02 AM
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hehehe, I actually contemplated a while back whether I should make sure my earpiece was on the left side of my head as I didn't want the person next to me in traffic thinking I was some kind of nut. however, I soon remembered that I only drive in the hammer lane. problem solved
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12-21-2003, 02:08 AM
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Is there anything more irritating than these inconsiderate a-holes walking around with the walkie-talkie type cellphones? Ya know what, I REALLY don't want to hear a conversation about your boring freakin' life while I'm standing in line at the grocery store!!!!! Jeeeeezus! Get a clue.
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12-21-2003, 06:09 AM
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Cegerer,
That's the opportunity to bust in with something "more interesting" for their conversation like: "Sir, get off the phone, put down the beer, and get OUTTA THE CAR!" or "Who here ordered the dancing girl?" or "Hey you've got toilet paper hanging off your belt"
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12-21-2003, 09:05 AM
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how about:
"excuse me, your gonorrhea test results are back" "yes, that leather studded collar looks great on you" "your ex-life partner is on the other line..shall I take a message?" "just make out the check to SurferGirl Outcalls" "how did you get a coke bottle stuck up *there*?" |
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12-21-2003, 09:49 AM
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