According to Jacko, I'm Wacko.....
 

I just saw the recap of the Michael Jackson press release / interview from last night.

His saying he STILL thinks it's OK to 'share his bed' with children.

That didn't surprise me.

He says he was 'manhandled' by the sheriffs that arrested him.

Cant wait to see what he says about the guys in the shower in prison.

That didn't surprise me.

He says he 'dislocated his shoulder, literally' when in handcuffs. That 'he cannot sleep because of the pain'. That 'he cannot raise his hand above his chest because of the discomfort'. After processing in Santa Barbara, he managed to wave enthusiastically with one arm above his head, and flash the "V" sign above the top of the SUV with his other hand. Hmmmmmm.

That didn't surprise me.

Here's what surprised me.

He says that I must have a sick and deranged mind if I think he is having sex with the children he is sharing his bed with.

I suspect exactly that. I have flown him and his chimp "Bubbles" in a previous job, many years ago.

Don't ask.

I must have a sick and deranged mind. I feel so much better now that I have Michael Jackson's opinion of my mental state.

His first request when he got to jail was to be directed to the little boys' room...

You DID have extra security locks on the cockpit door?

Sorry, too many jokes coming to mind about the "mile high club", a trained chimp, cockpit....

The mind runneth over....

I really see nothing strange here at all ...... :rolleyes:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1072739861.gif

<i>"The unquestioned star of this Contemporary Art auction is "Michael Jackson and Bubbles," a sparkling homage by Jeff Koons to the famous pop singer and his pet monkey, shown above."</i>

Sorry, but the coloring on MJ's face is too dark on tha sculpture...

Good point. No wonder it didn't reach reserve ......

Reach where? :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes: That monkey is reaching without reserve.

Gawd, I thought this thread had died months ago... kinda like the prosecution of this (alleged) pedophile.

(cue music) "Don't let the suuun, go down on me..."