I thought it was one in the bush was worth two in the hand!!

Not sure, but this descrepancy does bring to mind the question of toilets south of the equator -- do they flush backwards?

What should you do if you spot an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Do you need a laxitive that is gentle?

This thread is the most intelligent conversation I have heard any of you boyz hold yet!

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do you recite at a play and play at a recital?

Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?

Enquiring minds wanna know.

Dwarfism is a big issue, you know.

There's a bar near our cabin in Wisconsin called "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn".

I don't have anything more to say.

oh wait...

we're just learning from you.

yes ladies and gentlemen, they can be taught!

It's a secret. Please don't tell anyone, and tell them not to tell anyone either...

Anyone seen Slartibartfast lately?

I believe that was the answer to the ULTIMATE question of life the universe and everything.

What did I start? :rolleyes: :D

I dunno, but DO IT AGAIN!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!

Umm, no.

When Lunkwill and Fook first spoke with Deep Thought, this is the task they requested :
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Source: The Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy, pg. 160

There is no mention of any Ultimate question or answer.

Hope this clarifies things a big more...
-Z-man.

PS: Took me about 15 minutes to get all the quotes, bolds and italicies correct: hope you appreciate it! :D

i feel a poo coming on.

This post needs more pictures.

just dropped the kids at the pool and i feel much better.

What's Oakland like?