That's the ticket!

AND, you had even less "rights" in bootcamp and certainly didn't join a rock band, watch porn tapes, cable tv, or go to college. WTF is going on here? It is almost better to go knock of a few 7-11's and do time in the pokey if you are down on your luck. Prision should be HELL. Sorta like being married to Hillary.

Noooooooooo, not thaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt!

All seriousness aside, we really were treated like crap in boot camp. The only entertainment I remember, other than cleaning the head, was listening to the local AM radio station play that "bye bye Miss American pie..." song at least once every hour of every day...for the entire time I was in boot. God, I hate that song. That and raisins. Raisins in every damn meal...even for breakfast. I still won't eat raisins after all these years. Yeah, prison should be like boot camp. Prison should suck.

I hate rice. I ate rice three times a day for a year when I was in Desert Storm. Can't stand it. Whine every time it appears on my dinner plate.

Yeah, prisoners should have to eat rice and raisins. Prison should suck.

how did we go from undocumenteds to prison?

maybe we can get illegals to build bootcamp-style prisons, and let the inmates pick lettuce and perform manual labor. Prison should suck, but prisons built by illegals should suck even better.

I like raisins.

We got there because undocumented, illegal aliens are committing a federal crime yet get all of these benefits paid for by the taxpayers...just like inmates.

What part of ****** ILLEGAL are our politicians missing! No balls these people. Who gives a rats ass about your friggin' re-election crap. Do the right thing and forgedda 'bout it.

...and beets. Rice, raisins and beets. That's what they should feed those illegals while in prison. Then send them packing. Beets suck. Prison should suck.

Vacuums suck too. I hate vacuums.

Yeah, you're right Sam. Vacuums do suck, but they cost a lot more than rice, raisins and beets. We don't want to spend so much money keeping the illegals in prison, do we? If we take away their carpeting, they won't need vacuums. Prisons whould have no carpeting. Prisons should suck.

oh boy, i actually like beets, raisins and rice.

now liver! feed the bastards liver!

Are you an illegal, unfixed? :eek:

OK, make them eat liver, too. Liver sucks, big time. Prisons should suck.