Pelican Parts Forums - R/C car instructions - Can someone translate this for me?

One of my wife's coworkers got his son an R/C car for Christmas. Here are the instructions:

Spin Top Vehicle

Warning:

a.. 1. Is not suitable for the 3 years old and the following child
2. Before beginning uses must hard finish reading this manual
3. Suggestion is under the person's leading usage
Usage of Manual

Characteristic
1. pull to stretch the antenna
2. instruction light
3. turn to the left/turn to the right the key
4. go forward/retreat the key
5. Four passages, many functions, can make the every kind of stunt action of
vacillating, etc.
6. The inside places to have 2 the section can refresh the battery
7. The bedrock establishes to refresh the socket, and can directly refresh
on the car.
8. empress round
9. ex-round
10. refresh the bore
11. refresh
12. the plug into

Safe Rule
1. prohibition against 3 years old below of child usage;
2. play attention, you of finger, hair, clothes...etc. don't touch and car
wheel, in order to prevent quilt harm;
3. car while driving not want to by hand grasp it;
4. don't let the remote control close to any fire with car original;( such
as electric stove, stove beside or mightiness of sunlight bottom)
5. not want the place in danger to play;( such as street, steep
slope...etc.)
6. don't let the wet water of car, and not want under the rainy day is
open-air usage;
7. not want on the sand ground to play;
8. forbid the child to tear open the remote control with the car;
9. if the car dash to piecesed, and should pass by the per son check or
profession personnel maintain the rear can continue to use.

Operation
1. pull up the remote control antenna;
2. press to move the remote control key to then direct the car to drive with
do every kind of stunt action.

a. go forward
b. retreat
c. vacillating stunt
d. the erection go forwards to take the ex-round clockwise hover around
e. the erection go forwards to take the contrary hour hand direction of
ex-round to hover around
f. then (suddenly)

Note: If the car soon become slow, not easy and vacillating, just electric
power lack, need to be refreshed.