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02-15-2004 09:56 AM |
No! Tabs.....not those R-Gruppies, I am a member of an elitist group! The ASS CLOWNS. Association of Cheap Limo Owners.
We limit our membership! We are currently only accepting applications (and exhorbanent non-refundable app fees) from applicants from the frozen Canadian prarie province of Saskatchewan.
Applicants and vehicles must adhere to our strict, exclusionary, racist, snobby, priveleged, discriminatory,superior, restricted, and somewhat vague ( I make them up as I go) requirements and policies. Some of our policies (the ones I can remember right now, the rest I'll make up when I reject your app and keep your money, while laughing with my friends and fellow members down at the local legion) are: 1. Must be into GM land yatch's from 1972-1973; 2. Must have modified vehicle from original, with Pine from the PNW; 3. Must have right rear fender-well rust.
If you have low self-asteem and think you need to join elitist groups to feel whole, if you dare to think you qualify, and would like to join. Please send your money, and picture of vehicle, to me, Power, Grand Wizard of the ASS-Clowns.
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