some friday retrospect and quiries
 

why does every thread (see pot one) here in the off topic area end up political?

where do old threads go to die? is there thread heaven and hell?

what does it take to be heard after you have been out cast here at pelican?

why cant i be informed as to who has me on their ignore list? i would tell you all a think or 6 about each one of them.

why do cats get pissed when you run the hair on their backs the wrong way?

why do i have to take a dump every morning right AFTER i get out of the shower?

does a whale/duck/tea tray wing make your ride faster?

do you have to wax on clockwise and wax off counter clockwise, or will either way work?

why wont you answer this thread?



:confused:

Mmmm.......
Beer for lunch.....

Maybe some sensimelia.....I putting him on my ignore list now. :)

how exactly does the ignore list work?

I would have thought that you have to take a dump AFTER your shower because gravity has had a chance to work on the loaf... just a thought. :)

Re: some friday retrospect and quiries
 

What man your dissin my weed booze thread? Well are ya?

Let's meet at Reds java house get stoked on some caffiene and then head to city hall and tie the old knot!! Whata ya say hmmmm.
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Everything goes political because like it or not we are all very political. Plus it's an election year and BUSH is a joke.

Remember that scene in Caddyshack with the Oh Henry floating in the pool?

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/maga...hack_doody.jpg

A picture is worth a thousand words... ;)

Here's another thousand words...

http://www.filmwise.com/invisibles/i.../image_02a.jpg

:D

Oh Henry or Baby Ruth?

I guess it was a Baby Ruth but the Oh Henry is much more popular (and ribbed with more peanuts for your pleasure) up here in Canada! :)

I feel like smoking a cigar!

LOL, too funny. On that note I'm outta here. Have a great weekend.

k911sc, we need to meet. i like your wit.

having said that, what do you think of SF's mayors stand on gay marriage?

i poo'd in the bath once when i was a boy, 'bout 5 if memory serves. it floated until i plucked it out of the water and smacked my little sister in the temple with it. she was only like 3, but even then she dint care for #2 all over her head.

poo's funny that way, whether gravity,, or your little brother, being struck by it is no picnic.