Looks like somebody shot himself in the foot............

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

now that's funny...and even has Porsche content.

Isn't that kind of normal for an SC?

When I made the ill-conceived decision to rebuild my 915 tranny, my first question on this board was "What is a floor jack?" And instead of being called "stoopid" - accurate though it may have been at the time - everyone jumped in and helped me make the project a 100% success. So the sincere answer to your question: Why sooo many stoopid questions? is...because there are soooo many goooood aaaaaanswers...

Anybody who wants a good laugh should read Janus' guide in his signature. Now that's funny with pure Porsche content. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1076958481.gif

Both stupid questions and stupid answers are in the eye of the beholder. It would be stupid to not ask a question before doing something you don't know how to do or if what you are doing might cause problems. This board is about asking questions from those who have already been through what you are going through at the moment. Thereby helping you not make the same stupid mistakes made by others.

I say ask any question. Even those that I may find "stupid", I usually at least find them entertaining.

Does this thread make my ass look big?

Well, actually I was thinking of your post, but wasn't going to call you out by name or provide a link...I apologize that you've taken offense. You have a valid point to your comments.

So, see ya round' guys...

NO.

It's the thong.

Cover your eyes everybody!!!! :eek:

This picture does not truly reflect LeLand's true beauty, or that of his brother for that matter.

PS I cannot find the radiator cap on my 964-will this affect value if I don't have one, and how much are they?

Check this one out.......

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/148802-powercoated-lug-nuts.html

Maybe its 96 ft-lbs on the inside wheels and 94 ft-lbs on the outside wheels like NASCAR?

Which wheels are the inside wheels anyway?

I think I'll go powder coat my master cylinder casting!! :)

I knew it.

In my early months of 911 ownership I posted a question about how to tell if my seats are leather. Leland Pate offered to sell me his patented leather detector kit. Another helpful suggestion was to put a lighted match next to the seat: if it melts, its vinyl. I have been fairly careful with my questions since then.

Where else but here could you have obtained the insightful, experience-based education that you got from those answers?

Maybe in a bar... but the tab could be spent far more wisely, IMHO.

Why read a thread that contains a stupid title?

"What are you, stupid?"--Rude Boy (U.D.S.):)

You win. I quit.............. :(


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So the pizza shop guys asks , "do you want it cut into 6 or 8 pcs."? Do you answer, " cut it into 6, I can't eat 8 " !

Just for you Kev...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1076968938.jpg

After carefully examing the official list of 'stupid' questions, I feel safe to say that none of mine are on the list; which is amazing considering I didn't even know what the brown wire was for?

As for how I feel about this thread;
It is much better that we all 'think' you are an idiot,
than to start a thread that removes all our doubt.

As for you Dr., you are always making me burst out laughing!
The anal lube pic, that tops it. Too funny........
sorry for stealing your official response term of 'idiot', but I've now used it myself several times and assumed ownership of the term.

See ya,

I
Ham
Wee
Todd
Did

I
Ham
Sofa
King
Wee
Todd
Did!!!!!

(Repeat above words out load, over and over, loader and loader until it makes sense to you)

No wonder the row (stadium?) behind this gentleman is empty. :eek: I would have suggested some Grecian Formula for a little more contrast to see the number.

Is this what happens when you shave your head?
I wonder who's in car number 3 to warrant this much support?
I wonder what he uses? Looks very smooth
Do I see more hair in front?
Why are the pits wider than the race track?

Have I reached my quota today?

Sherwood

1. Car No. 3 is being driven by the man who owns the anal cream.
2. He uses anal cream.
3. No comment on how smooth it is or if there's more hair.

:D

Number 3 = Dale Sr....rip baby.

This is pretty funny thread.

- FEW THOUGHTS FROM THE CHEAP SEATS -

Thanks PELICANITES. Whether very minor or high level questions
I really enjoy most all of them and you have helped me out a bunch.

Stupid Questions? Nobody forces you to read them.
It sounds to me like a case of "TO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS".


Benson :cool:

Damn Mark! You're really making me pay for that cheap shot, aren't you?!

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UNCLE! If this were Ultimate Fighting, that sound you're hearing is me tapping out! Have mercy on me................ :(

I fINK all yooos questions is stooopid.

so every1 acnan asks wots dey wants

acn someone tell me if 100% beef pattie in a big mac.

my other question, is you everybiody must not be giving stoopid answres to my replies/

tsuter is a good guy, one of the best., he regiulalry helps me on my car and is very knolwdgbablel, so be leaving his ass alone home boyz.

btw I think can we have a stupid stection for goo d POstTS

must go now

lots of lurve and kisses

from mister stoopid man

Here's a stupid question - how'd you guys let Emission get on this forum :confused: (j/k)

Hi Mike SmileWavy

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