some sweet mods I came up with
 

So tonight I was considering what to do with my life. As I sat thinking, I ended up doing what I usually do in that situation- I started downloading pointless movies to watch.

So I was watching MacGyver, and I was struck by how SLOW he was. And I got to thinking, hey! MacGyver is more than 10 years old, and while the Phoenix Foundation may have known what they were doing then, there are sure to be mods that even I could come up with to make MacGyver fast enough to be effective against today's super criminals and terrorists.

















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I gave him a cold air intake kit, and a high flow exhaust tip that turns one hole into two for maximum air flow, and to make the ladies melt with desire yo. And then, for safety I included some Xenon hyper-bright nipple indicators so that the Phoenix Foundation chopper can find him even duct taped face down in the mud. Those lights are like ohhhhhhhh... SNAP!!!

To keep on topic, I heard Richard Dean Anderson drives a 944! And he runs a 50 shot of Nawwwws. Don't even try foolin with it, you'll get owned son!

Yo yo- I gotta call my manager and see how many millions I made today suckas!

Thats just wrong.

Hey send that to Zlatco since he's such a big fan of these ricer mods. . .

Z said no porn. naughty naughty

I'm not gonna touch this cause I think it's funny but if Z or another moderator disagrees, well then it'll be history...
Ahmet

Isn't there something you can do with his mullet?!? :)

It's funny. And it's off topic. Therefore.....


Ya know where this is going....
-Z-man.

You guys are sickos! Get your minds out of the gutter.....

lol. and to think that a few minutes ago I was so pissed I couldn't see straight. thanks for the comic relief, rammy :)

You forgot to include the cool collar ...

Seek help now!

(..and check your meds, I think you mistook the pez dispenser for your valium!) :)

I think the mullet is there for downforce.

JP

Thats precisely why I didn't need to install a phat carbon fiber wing. The mullet provides enough downforce to allow MacGyver to run upside down above 50 mph. And yes, with the new mods he can run up to 80mph. I can provide pink-slips if all of you purist whores don't believe me, yo.

yo, yo, where be the hoes?

you forgot the feminine napkin

Wheres the chicken wire?

ok ok ok.... right now I've upgraded MacGyver to stage I specs. There is a stage II kit in the works too. Yall biznitches can just groove on stage I till it happens. Nobody can beat him as it is. I live my life 1/4 mile at a time.

like a (insert currently "slammable" minority here) at a flashing red light :D

Is the e-ram in stage II or stage III ... thats where the real performance boost lies.

Will the mods never end!?

naaah. I'm thinkin' HEMI!!!

Yeah, but are you granny shifting as well?!? :)

-Z.