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power 02-21-2004 02:05 PM

Maybe Frank Knows?

http://www.maniaman.com/conehead.html

ronin 02-22-2004 01:37 AM

Re: Kennedy Assination Solved
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tabs
.....recovered a alien space ship.....
look tabs. I can take just about anything you throw at me. conspiracy theories, tales of housing horror, Vegas buffet reviews, and the like. but THIS is where I draw the line! shape up buddy

bell 02-22-2004 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by tabs
Now we come to the strange case of Michael Jackson...I hear from some deep background sources...that Michael is an Alien experiment gone horribly wrong....they re abducted him and tried to fix him to no avail, they picked him up again and it just got worse and worse...you've all seen pics of him and how he's changed over time....well thats the aliens at work! Now to hear tell even the Aliens want nothing to do with Michael...seems they gave up ...
only in america can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white man...................

dd74 02-22-2004 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by bell
only in america can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white man...................
ROFLAO :D

tabs 02-22-2004 02:16 PM

Shhh I don't want it to hear me....but my TV is spying on me.....

sammyg2 02-22-2004 05:00 PM

Is he a troll or is he really pshyco enough to believe this drivel?

pwd72s 02-22-2004 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by sammyg2
Is he a troll or is he really pshyco enough to believe this drivel?
both.

Sonic dB 02-22-2004 05:15 PM

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Kennedy Assination Solved

Ass in nation? Whats that?

tabs 02-23-2004 11:04 AM

I think my TV is sleeping...so I have a moment to talk....whew I wake up in the mornining and that thing is staring at me.... I don't know if it's working for the aliens or the government or even acting as a double agent and working for both....my gawd what a conspiracy that would be....

Hugh R 02-23-2004 12:26 PM

"only in america can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white man..................."

Believe thats ."white woman"

tabs 02-25-2004 04:31 AM

Tabby the Prophet
 
I just woke up from a sound sleep by a Sibylic voice emanating from my TV. I said, "Yeah... you'll have to talk a little louder, I can't hear you very well " The TV said more loudly, "You have to tell the people the truth." I said, "They don't need me to tell em the truth.... they won't listen cause they don't want to be told the truth, besides I'm not Gawd nor the burning bush. Now let me go back to sleep" The TV replied, "Neither am I, but it's your destiny to tell them the truth" I said, " Why Me then?" The TV replied, " Because your on the Internet Dummy." I said, "Oh OK" rolled over and went back to sleep.

dd74 02-25-2004 07:13 AM

"The Passions of the Ted?" :D

speeder 02-25-2004 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hugh R
"only in america can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white man..................."

Believe thats ."white woman"

Yes, the correct punchline is, "only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman".......

Funnier that way. I guess by the time this one made it to Ohio he had his masculinity restored. ;)


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