random thoughts needing answers
 

why does green ketsup taste like regular red ketsup? and since it does why does it exist?

why do people drive in the fast lane at the speed limit and make you pass on the right? that gwets me so ANGRY

why does my girlfriend get mad when i pee out back at night?

is whats good for the bottle really whats good for the can?

how does gas cost a $1.79 on moday and a 1.95 on friday? it never decreases in price that rapid?

where did tabs come from, and when will he return?

whos apple do you shine?

is whats good for the goose really whats good for the gander?

why is all rice not instant?

where does all the rubber go from worn tires? you'd think there would be piles of rubber windrowed on the shoulder.

in no cal its rained all week, starting to feel like washington state here.

if i dont use smileys in my post does it mean im not smile while i type?

why did paris hilton answer the phone in her movie, she looked so busy,,, and full?

just for you consumption and my peace (intended-<) of mind

OK, I''ll bite.....


why does green ketsup taste like regular red ketsup? and since it does why does it exist?

<b>Do you want to know the color of ketsup without the dye?</b>


why do people drive in the fast lane at the speed limit and make you pass on the right? that gwets me so ANGRY

<b>To piss us off</b>


why does my girlfriend get mad when i pee out back at night?

<b>Uhmmm, don't you have a bathroom at home?</b>



where did tabs come from, and when will he return?

<b>Robert Stack is doing and episode of Unsolved Mysteries on this very subject as we speak</b>



where does all the rubber go from worn tires? you'd think there would be piles of rubber windrowed on the shoulder.

<b>In our drinking water. One of the biggest polluters no one talks about.</b>


why did paris hilton answer the phone in her movie, she looked so busy,,, and full?

<b>Hmm, what does this tell you about her?</b>

No, what does this tell you about HIM? ;)

Heh heh...good one.

My big question for today is,

Does this thread make me look fat?

SmileWavy
-Z.

only where it disapears between two pillows.

Quote Zman: "My big question for today is, Does this thread make me look fat?"


No, but this one does....
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/148375-whats-good-riding-lawnmower.html

Heh heh, just kidding

Are ketchup and catsup the same thing? If so, why are there two different names for it?

Why, oh why did I ever post that picture?!? :p
-Z.

and he's a moderator?