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Kennedy Assination Solved

Evidence has just surfaced that LBJ had Kennedy killed. LBJ as Vice President was the overseer of NASA. Which BTW is located in Houston. LBJ's had the assination done at the behest of a secret government agency that uses NASA as a front. The reason they wanted to eliminate Kennedy was the fact that he was going to inform the American public that Aliens from another planet had been visiting earth. That the US had in fact recovered a alien space ship at Roswell, and we were using reverse engineering on alien technology for the benfit of the Department of Defense. It was a combination of the Lightening Storm and our radar that brought the saucer down outside of Roswell.

Old 02-20-2004, 02:56 AM
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Tabs, do you have any idea how much msg and other bad $hit is in those buffets?
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I think Tabs is just upset that they shot his personal aircraft down over Roswell a few years back....


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He's been silent for days.
And then comes up with this....the Mother of all conspiracy theories
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Tabs and Mel Gibson's dad have to get together somehow and figure out how to pin it all on the Jews.
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Tabs = a modern-day William S. Burroughs.
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Sounds like a great movie Tabs! We could get Jack to write the screenplay. Phone up Olver Stone, bingo! blockbuster...forget the stock market Tabs, the real money is in misleading the public for profit!
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Who cares anyway? The guy's been dead 40 years.
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tabs, see my random friday thoughts page....
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It's a little known fact that IKE was abducted by the Aliens in 1953. Further and I know this is going to come as a surprise to everyone...PRINCE is a hybrid alien/ human....I know shocking isn't it...

Also everything you see on TV is sublimal...so that people in the USA are pacified into believeing everything the gopvernment tells them about UFO's being "swamp gas" or other such popcock.
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poopcock? i got that once from a girl once.
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Also everything you see on TV is sublimal...
Mine tells me, "Turn me off. Or put me on something interesting. Like 'Charlie Rose.'" My TV is truly my friend.
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Ever watch TV with the sound off? I read these threads sometimes even though tabs is not shown due to my preferences. I can only imagine what **** he said. But, you guys are what makes it funny. So, I guess tabs has some usefulness.
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i want tabs to get his 911 going, so he can have some real problem/issues. but zeke is right, tabs will toss out a bit and the real comedians take it and run.
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i want tabs to get his 911 going...
Me too!
(BTW, tabs is an undercover operative of the SCWDP).
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...PRINCE is a hybrid alien/ human....
well that explaines why he bulldozed his house and moved to canada
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mmmmmmmmmepps......
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Now we come to the strange case of Michael Jackson...I hear from some deep background sources...that Michael is an Alien experiment gone horribly wrong....they re abducted him and tried to fix him to no avail, they picked him up again and it just got worse and worse...you've all seen pics of him and how he's changed over time....well thats the aliens at work! Now to hear tell even the Aliens want nothing to do with Michael...seems they gave up ...

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