Is the Off Topic section Hell...and Tabs the devil?
 

Interesting comments and observations welcome..............

You forgot to mention that he is in Vegas...... Sin City!

I'd be careful about labeling as hell...we might get sued by Matt Groening. Tabs does seem to have some Homer in him...and maybe a bit of the world's angriest dog.


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Tab's hair is the most "fair and balanced" (so golden and evenly parted to both sides) that I've seen, and when he says to his friend the camp councellor "your fire D(oug)" he is giving good scout instructions.
"The" is currently being trademarked (pending) so be careful to get my approval first or negotiations may follow, but of course Tabby's the devil.

I think tabs just wants to be loved (by anyone) and hes just not sure how to go about it. negative attention could be mistaken by some for love, tabs as an example.

Nah, if this was Hell, Z-man wouldn't be censoring so much.

Tabs is an ego without a filter (spellling, grammar, ideology, propriety, etc.)

JP

OK, Purgatory may be more appropriate......and Tabs wants to be Beelzebub. Recent posts suggest this theory to be accurate.

"<b>Beelzebub means 'lord of the flies;</b>' though it is not known if this is a reference to the practice of divination by the flight of flies, <b>or to the idol's power of delivering men from flies which ruined their crops. (In this case advice on current events)</b> It may possibly refer to the fact that the god's statue, dripping with sacrificial blood, must have attracted large numbers of flies."

would doing a tab mean?

1> usind LSD/Xstcy
2> drinking a fizzy drink
3> pressing that key on your computer
4> or imagining "TABs" in a black bra and brief set , bending over ?


"Thank God there picking on him, instead of me wearing my
I love WANG computers t-shirt"
- Martin (Brainiac) from the Simpsons

Didn't you get the hint from his mantra "A man of wealth and taste" .....think Rolling Stones "Sympathy for the D........"

The Devil is the top bananna in hell. I wouldn't give this man that much credit. A very incomplete and desparate individual.

"A man of doubious weath and certainly no taste as far as his comments go."

If I had to pay for broadband on the basis of space, I'd cut him off. Well, I cut hin off by placing him on the ignore list anyway. I have no idea what he says these days, except when he is copied into other posts. And, if you guys would stop doing that, I'd be happier.

I feel the need for a thearpy session coming on!

I was going to say something witty (in my mind anyway) but decided against the notion.

will you be using your right or left for that?

Bell you will be in my thoughts whether I use my right or left!

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Bell U spend a lot of time thinking about "Homo's"......did you check your closet this mornining to see if any homos were hiding in it?

i'm a nudist.....no need for cloths.......hence no closets

Ahhhh So.. U admit your a...................... I could go on but whats the point..... Come back kid with something interesting to say...use some sleight of hand...blunt force is soooo ......boring....make me think dude thats all I ask!

yep you summed it up tabs........boring, just like every single thread you post in..................

Bell now you know why I make all these inane posts....Oh I get it your trying to tell me I'm boring...Oh that was a good one...HAHAHA....I'll have to remember this one... My your just brilliant....Did U get any special education for your intelligence?

I liked Tabs better when he made less posts but they were brilliant.

I'm sorry to disapoint...but sublety is lost on Bell.....

However....http://quelle911.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=77&start=15&sid=357fb48a49e91655db 5d andhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/158562-making-witness.html I think the whole is greater than the parts.

I don't know -- I think Tabs' self-comparison to Cancer is fascinating. This otherwise productive board is quietly drug into the festering mess of pointless posts and meaningless threads by a misguided and horribly mutated member. Well, maybe that's giving Tabs too much credit -- I'd like to claim at least a couple of the really meaningless threads. :)

Dan

"Igtnoring Tabby is like ignoring cancer"

1. LIke Cancer if you ignore me I don't go away
2. And I will probably get worse...

Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.

So is Tabs ruling or serving? I guess if we could see what dress he's wearing today.....

as i said tabs just needs attention, even in a negative context it makes him feel good. the hole in his jaw from the removal of that rotten molar is just a metaphor for his life. its empty, apt to become infected, bleeding him dry a drop at a time, and he's beginning to enjoy the taste.

Yeah I am an attention Whore....so what.....