Hostage
 

Hey, the subject of concealment just came up and that reminds me. I believe it was on Saturday I heard that some Americans have turned up missing, particularly since the most recent bombings, which of course are an act ov vengeance for the contractors who were so publicly and brutally murdered. I heard one story that an American was being held hostage, and that the next day, if their demands are not met, he would be murdered in a more brutal fashion than the others. If demands are met, he would be released. Hostages released his photograph. So.....

One of three thing happened, and I don't know which (part of the reason I weigh 160 lbs is that I cannot just sit and watch TV).

1. The demands were met and the hostage released.
2. The demands were not met and the hostage was murdered.
3. Hardly anyone knows because the White House has forbidden journalists from reporting anything more about this, along with the myriad of other suppressed news from Iraq and other locations.

So, how did our courageous, imposing, intelligent, mature leader handle this one?

He said, "Let's spike this Superman guy's water with caffeine so he can't sit still and watch the TV."

AH HAH !!!! I knew it!

superman lives in washington. i think all the water is spiked with coffee. that or microbrew!