Breasts.

[adomakin]

Im of the ilk that you can never have em too big, as long as they are real.
anyone else?

[dd74]

Mesquite bbq'd with some spicey chipolte sauce...hmmm...

Wait, you're not talking about chicken, are you?

[djmcmath]

I like mine with teriyaki. Either that or chopped and breaded, deep-fat-fried, and slathered in sweet red chili sauce. Someone may have to educate me, if there's another kind of breasts than the chicken ones. You might have noticed my culinary aptitude in another thread...

[trj911]

KFC man! I like wings too!

[Overpaid Slacker]

I'd read the following years ago:
"In France, the ideal breast just fills a champagne glass, in Brooklyn, the ideal breast would clog a toilet."

I'm assuming they mean not the champagne flute, but the other style champagne glass.

I really don't have a preference, other than, whatever the girl I'm seeing has got, I want a different style. IMHO, huge ta-tas look their best the instant before the bra comes off; after that, theory and gravity collide with suboptimal results.

JP

[on-ramp]

when they're jumping up and down, what is the speed of those breasts?

[widebody911]

Originally posted by on-ramp
when they're jumping up and down, what is the speed of those breasts?

African or European?

They can be too big. I dated a girl a while back with a J cup, and that was way too much!

[Iggy]

[Zeke]

Iggy, I agree, but it won't pass.

Too small is pathetic. Too large is gross.

And, it's all subjective. Slacker is on to it. Really, the only good ones are either very young or fake. The rest might as well be on the underside of a cow (or clogging a toilet).

I'm a leg man. You can show pics of legs.

[juanbenae]

Edited for content. -Z-man.

[Overpaid Slacker]

I'm w/ k911Sc on that! None of this mushy, formless nipplage!

JP

[lendaddy]

Edited for content. -Z-man.

[juanbenae]

len, im back on your team now......

[Overpaid Slacker]

I'm wondering if Z-Man is trembling at his keyboard in censorious anticipation, waiting for the one prurient straw that will break the back of this thread...

JP

[lendaddy]

Hahaha, I agree, I tried with my "end of the breast " statement, trying to avoid the censors

[ronin]

Originally posted by Overpaid Slacker
I'm wondering if Z-Man is trembling at his keyboard in censorious anticipation, waiting for the one prurient straw that will break the back of this thread...

JP

oooooh, I feel sooooo evil right about now! Lord, please do not lead me into temptation, but deliver me ....

[dd74]

So this isn't about chicken, huh? I was even going to suggest a recipe for cornish game hen...

[rammstein]

Sagginess is really the most important factor. Really huge TaTas, as pointed out by Slacker, will be less impressive when the bra comes off. Pointyness is cool too. And they gotta be big enough to grab. And the room should always be cold

[vash]

i am a leg and butt man myself. but my favorite breast are ones that wont land me in jail if i grab. ones with permission granted.

i just try to keep telling the ladies that size doesnt matter! haha. with breast, dudes. but i do love the latest trend where the ladies where there nipples like jewelry! yay.

[john70t]

Was this chicken, turkey, or moose?
I like what's above them much better, but on this nice subject of objectifying women a tight handfull will do.