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He who drives faster than you is a maniac. He who drives slower is an idiot.

He who eats hot dogs has never toured a packing plant...

He who steps of people while walking through a crowd, will be steped on by the crowd when he falls"

He who overpromises, underdelivers, and repeatedly misses his deadline is a contractor I'll never rehire. And there have been more of these lately than I can count.

He who knows not and knows not he knows not, is a fool; shun him.
He who knows he knows not and knows he knows not, is wise; follow him.

you left out two parts:

He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows not, and knows that he knows not is simple. Teach him.
He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep. Waken him.
He who knows, and knows that he knows is wise.
Follow him.

He who knows others is clever; He who knows himself has discernment.
-Lao-Tzu

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
-Lao-Tzu

He who will not reason is a bigot;
he who cannot is a fool;
and he who dares not is a slave.
-William Drummond

and from the Upanishads:

SIXTH ADHYÂYA.
FIRST BRÂHMANA_1.

1. Harih, Om. He who knows the first and the best, becomes himself the first and the best among his people. Breath is indeed the first and the best. He who knows this, becomes the first and the best among his people, and among whomsoever he wishes to be so.

2. He who knows the richest, becomes himself the richest among his people. Speech is the richest. He who knows this, becomes the richest among his people, and among whomsoever he wishes to be so.

3. He who knows the firm rest, becomes himself firm on even and uneven ground. The eye indeed is the firm rest, for by means of the eye a man stands firm on even and uneven ground. He who knows this, stands firm on even and uneven ground.

4. He who knows success, whatever desire he desires, it succeeds to him. The ear indeed is success. For in the ear are all these Vedas successful. He who knows this, whatever desire he desires, it succeeds to him.

5. He who knows the home, becomes a home of his own people, a home of all men. The mind
indeed is the home. He who knows this, becomes a home of his own people and a home of all men.

6. He who knows generation, becomes rich in offspring and cattle. Seed indeed is generation. He who knows this, becomes rich in offspring and cattle.

7. These Prânas (senses), when quarrelling together as to who was the best, went to Brahman and said: 'Who is the richest of us?' He replied: 'He by whose departure this body seems worst, he is the richest.'

8. The tongue (speech) departed, and having been absent for a year, it came back and said: 'How have you been able to live without me?' They replied: 'Like unto people, not speaking with the tongue, but breathing with breath, seeing with the eye, hearing with the ear, knowing with the mind, generating with seed. Thus we have lived.' Then speech entered in.

9. The eye (sight) departed, and having been absent for a year, it came back and said: 'How have you been able to live without me?' They replied: 'Like blind people, not seeing with the eye, but breathing with the breath, speaking with the tongue, hearing with the ear, knowing with the mind, generating with seed. Thus we have lived.' Then the eye entered in.

10. The ear (hearing) departed, and having been absent for a year, it came back and said: 'How have you been able to live without me?' They replied: 'Like deaf people, not hearing with the ear,

He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Eliott

he who has time to read this must not be at work..

He who thinks Todd is somewhat pedantic, will post immediately after this....




Actually Todd, I was trying to remember the entire work as I was running out the door to get my kid. That's still one of my favorites. Thanks for filling the blanks.


SmileWavy

who you callin' a pedophile? Those photos were for research puposes only...just ask Pete. Why I oughta...


oh...you said *pedantic*. Well that's different. I love pedanticist...my feet never felt better.

Good. Can I make an appointment to get my teeth cleaned?

have you been flossing?

I do wear a thong, if that counts.

He who goes to sleep with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger.

where is that sharp stick for poking my mind's eye out...

comedy