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tabs 05-15-2004 01:14 PM

Why I am the Magnificient One
 
I am the Magnificient One...because I see all, know all, and tell all. Ask me any question and I will give you the correct answer...For Tabdul the Magnificient One has the power to communicate directly with the highest authority... Mother!

She tells me I am really something, and am full of myself...as she shakes her head in awe of my Magnificience...

SRISER 05-15-2004 05:18 PM

Tabs...you need to stop with the Vicodin...:D

djmcmath 05-16-2004 08:07 AM

Sam, I thought you knew better than to respond to Tabs? I'm shocked ...

Dan

GrindingGears 05-16-2004 08:27 AM

What came first... the chicken or the egg?

ronin 05-16-2004 10:56 AM

...tabs

dd74 05-16-2004 10:56 AM

Tabs, can you bend spoons with your mind? :D

Hugh R 05-16-2004 11:29 AM

Give me Wednesday's winning California Lotto numbers, before next Wednesday.

lendaddy 05-16-2004 12:12 PM

Why do men have nipples?

araine901 05-16-2004 12:22 PM

Tell me why my mutual funds were devaluated by 50% before Bush took office?

bell 05-16-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dd74
Tabs, can you bend spoons with your mind? :D
the only thing to remember is that there is no tabs :D

nostatic 05-16-2004 02:52 PM

I took a tab of acid once. Or twice. Maybe three times. No, wait a minute....ummm....14, carry the 5, diameter squared...

I AM THE LIZARD KING!

Bill Douglas 05-16-2004 03:15 PM

Ah, I was right! Everything I said about Californians...

tabs 05-16-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by araine901
Tell me why my mutual funds were devaluated by 50% before Bush took office?
Because U owned Mutual Funds...if you had owned regular stocks like 3M, or XOM, or CVX...well you at least be doing better...

tabs 05-16-2004 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dd74
Tabs, can you bend spoons with your mind? :D
Why waste perfectly good mind power when you can bend spoons with your fingers....ahh dd you gota think of these things.

tabs 05-16-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bell
the only thing to remember is that there is no tabs :D
Ahhh Sooo Grasshopper...now you are catching on....

ronin 05-16-2004 04:27 PM

tabs: the Uri geller of the OT forum

tabs 05-16-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hugh R
Give me Wednesday's winning California Lotto numbers, before next Wednesday.
***** man if I knew those numbers do you honsestly think I'd be wasting my time on this Board?

tabs 05-16-2004 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nostatic
I took a tab of acid once. Or twice. Maybe three times. No, wait a minute....ummm....14, carry the 5, diameter squared...

I AM THE LIZARD KING!

A Tab a day will keep reality away...

tabs 05-16-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lendaddy
Why do men have nipples?
So women will get horny!

vash 05-17-2004 08:40 AM

you dont know schit about women, nipples dont really do it for them.

why is lonely such an eyesore?


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