True Bravery ......
 

...... is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:

<i>"Er... are you still cleaning... or are you flying somewhere?" </i>

It's stuff like this that makes me ashamed to be a man. I want to be a woman and have babies.

I knew you were gay.

I would be a lipstick lesbian.........

Kinda hard to make babies when your a lesbian...besides, I always thought you'd make a better butch...;)

Yeah, you've already got the mullet.

I feel pretty.

cegerer,

My friend has that one beat. He took his father-in-law to a strip club (Fritz's for you So Cal boys), got him F'd up. Made him drive home and gave him wrong directions. One block away from the club they get pulled over for making an illegal left turn. FIL gets a DUI. Deputy locks the keys in the car and tells Rich to find a ride.

Rich calls the wife. "Hon, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I am okay, the bad news is that you have to come pick me up. You see, Your dad got outta control and almost got Me arrested..."

:D :D :D

Oh so pretty.