101 "bling bling" projects for your Porsche

[adrian jaye]

for total cool and blingness

1> fit neons
2> re-trim in leopard skin
3> air-pump suspension
4> replace all shiny and rubber bits with gold chain
5> croose for huneys, and say "aaaaite!"
6> a catchy number plate, like "2 bling 4 u"
7> ghetto style stereo system
8> add some "RICEness", big flowerpot exhaust, fake turbo bits, big double spoilers, fake disc brake attachments on the rear, paint flames on the bonnets and sides, stickers on the window "powered by Honda"
9> always challange every car at traffic lights
10> and finally, Porsche neon sign on the back


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oh wait, dayem, dats my ride

[project935]

Don't forget spinner rims and a cool-collar ...

[Scooter]

Paint the car metallic purple with some nice metallic gold flake accents. Of course the paint scheme must flow throughout the interior by painting over everything, so in less than a year the paint will starting flaking off on pieces like the plastic dash. Oh, wait a minute, Porsches don't have plastic dashes. Well, forget it then, just stick with the old boring non-bling factory Porsche look.

[badcar]

Wait...16 LCD T.V. sets all hooked up with X-Box and Playstations. Kick'in stero with 1000000 watt of Thump Thump power to shake da' house.....

Oh yea. I have to get my new fin in back...I need the extra downforce when I cruze.

[bigrubberjeep]

Lower the rear and lift the front

[911ctS]

Of course you would have to go the the "Rim Depot" and drool over the set of low pressure cast 22 inchers they have on sale. But then suddenly the expert tells you they most likely wont fit your small car, so you settle for a nice set of chromed 19's. Upon fitting them to your car with 205 series tires they dont quite look right... hmmm... so you must go out and get washers to stack on the wheel studs and space them out a solid 2 inches (so it looks like a turtle). At this point your creeping high up on the bling scale so you give yourself a nice pat on the back and say helllzzz yeah bizznatch, mi ride iz off the heezzzy.

[Zeke]

Wire wheels. Chrome, of course. With gold spokes. And fake knock off hubs.

[84porsche]

Please no - "powered by Honda." If someone ever put this on a Porsche, I would probably take them and their car and have them shot out back. That is just wrong. Just as wrong as putting a Chevy V-8 in a Porsche. Also, DO NOT PUT SPINNERS ON A PORSCHE and PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE RICE.

[bigrubberjeep]

What abot a cow sticker on the door?

[badcar]

Don't forge the Louis Vitane (SP)..seats, dash, and boot, all in rich LV pattern...with my name in the headrest in gold stitch...

[RANDY P]

Hey, there's some good ideas there!


I just traded my Monte + a stolen CD player + some nudie pics of the ex and 1/2 a fifth for a 928 so how 'bout this?






















(my compliments to the original author of this pic, whoever you are)

[idontknow]

What? No VTEC stickers?! No fake hood scoops? No fake chrome outer body bolts?

Oh, and my all time favorite, the fake cabin air scoop!

[911ctS]

Originally posted by RANDY P
Hey, there's some good ideas there!


I just traded my Monte + a stolen CD player + some nudie pics of the ex and 1/2 a fifth for a 928 so how 'bout this?





yeah!! and on top of that... the motor assembly on the hood is really a fiberglass shell.
It exemplifys (sp) highly skilled craftsmen work performed by 5 yr. old children in Thailand. Hand painted to exact replecation. No one will ever even know your really rockin your stock motor... hee hee he he... o ya ummm, of course thats unless you race them. Your bling meter will be maxed out for days. And every retard (oops did i say that out loud) will think this fake ass motor is real. Just thing what your buds will say when your flossin this mofo through downtown. Get yours now for only 3 easy payments of ...ahem...cough 49.95. Credit cards are welcome asap and bad credit is never a problem because our m.o. is: We'll get the money out of ya one way or another.













(my compliments to the original author of this pic, whoever you are)

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[osidak]

Hey don't joke about spinner on a Porsche - Was driving home Friday and happened upon a Porsche Touareg. Wish I had my digital

Was White with 22 inch gold plated spinners sticking out of the wheel wells. Huge fart can exhaust gold tinted windows, gold plated brush bar and running boards.

Was thumping away with some badly distorted bass that was making my rear view mirror vibrate.

Is this Porsche's target market?